[Verse 1: Nate Dogg]
I got a C, not a B, not on Mars, but on Earff (phfp pfhhfp!)
We the alpha, I'm the wolf (what the sigma?)
Lyrics and camera, i do it bof
No need chatgpt? Its just chatgpme! (it just big me)
P val too big?
Ho failed to reject!
Your p value small
Ho forced to reject
Calculus A B B C, boy learn your ABC's it's just 1 2 3! (Did I stutter?)
(Cooking this up w no butter!)
Eating your song for my supper, you's just a sucker!
But we taking stats (AP)
Goin too hot in college its degrees
Don’t need nunna yall jits it’s just me (cameraman!)
He shot it for free
Lost my calculator lid, I paid my fees (10 bucks!)
Gotta pay attention in class no time for naps (pay the fee too!)
Without my TI-84 I still cook now go hit the books (You gon let that slide?)
Thats not how I ride!!
Playing with dice
What's the odds to roll five? (Divide 1 by 6)
One in six, that's the game, (carry the 1!)
Sixteen point six seven seven, remember the name! (3 decimal points!)
Should I switch the beat
Let's do it swiftly cuz I get shifty
Flip a coin? (50, 50?)
[Verse 2: Chino]
(y-y-y-you’re not the king, i-im the king)
Yeah what you know bout Lim she got my grade right
What you know bout stayin' up studyin' stats still on them late nights
24 hours grinding on them midnights rocked my eyesight
I been through it all, it made me throw away my fortnite
Feeling like I'm Shakespeare when it's really just my playwright
Feeling like construction when I see y'all “rappers” it's onsite
Y'all just caught a parasite like Covid it’s called stage fright
Ccording to my calculations, I'm right yeah ion gotta type
Confidence it’s 95
Always keep a pencil on me no borrows ok ain't that right
Buddha bless this beat, yeah we kinda tight
Whoa bro take it SLO bro
5 hours?, I can't go bro
I would go broke
Eca made my boat flowed
CSUFUCI this a promo
Yeah I can't throw
I'm that cinco, sure I'll solo
Z test T test
Yeah I keep it P test
Me next
Pray to Buddha got this C
2 test said I’m too blessed!
My mama knew I been a smarty pants, smarty pants, smarty pants (always been one)
Homogeneous, all my grades stay the same, leaving you speechless cuz (C’s!)
Independence, I’m determining remnants, got my grade ascended
Taking stats was splendid, sci too high I just can’t stand it
Oh my Goodness stats was tough but it pushed us, I'm the outlier pun intended
Reached my highest potential yeah I can’t fuss
Want to describe the graph but I can’t cuz I can't cuss
Formulas everywhere really don’t know who I can and can’t trust
Oppenheimer got bombs
Dial Vietnam.com cuz it made my brain strong
Nah you got the answer wrong
Yeah this that kinda song
Nah you can't sing along
No astronomy but I'm
Steppin on this beat Armstrong
10 17 its really big double oh 7 gang
If you don’t rock w the United Nathans
Then stay blocking me but don’t stay stalking me
Your words dry like chalk to me
Entering these words no apostrophe
We not rocking with all the other raps not rockin with other math
Tell em take a nap, they just cap
I just snapped, I just seen Tenet
It’s just me now let’s run stats back
Yeah yeah yeah, you gotta show your work
I’m the worst and you the first, it's roles inversed
How’s my verse
.05, know I can make that ho just -
Tryna do my work
I'm the worst and you the first it's roles inversed
Unrehearsed
.05 know I can make that ho just -
Tryna make it work
I’m the worst and you the first it’s roles inversed
Young and turnt
.05 know I can make that ho just burst
Directed by nathan
Lyrics by nathan
Shot by Nathan & Co
Edited by @nathann.lll