[Verse 1] A walk through the product store And fifteen aisles to see All the pretty, pretty packages Staring back at me Which is my favorite? Where is my chance To remove the product And stick it in my pants? [Chorus] 'Cause I want to see What's on sale? What's for free? Every time I go to shop I steal from enemies Who steal from me And from you If you only knew Then you would steal, too [Verse 2] Adrenaline rushes The product's in my grip I am only shopping But now it's time to lift Look for my moment And down my pants, I stick The product I've selected Is concealed against my dick [Chorus] 'Cause I want to see What's on sale? What's for free? Every time I go to shop I steal from enemies Who steal from me And from you If you only knew Then you would steal, too [Bridge] Paranoid as fuck, security in tow Is he really trailing me, and does he really know? Of my little secret: my pride and his shame This is so exciting, it's like a fuckin' game I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door? Will I get away like a million times before? Or will I be caught, jailed, banned from the store? Like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor [Refrain] Five-finger discount! [Chorus] Yeah, I want to see What's on sale? What's for free? Every time I go to shop I steal from enemies Who steal from me And from you If you only knew Then you would steal, too [Bridge] Paranoid as fuck, security in tow Is he really trailing me, and does he really know? Of my little secret: my pride and his shame This is so exciting, it's like a fuckin' game I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door? Will I get away like a million times before? Or will I be caught, jailed, banned from the store? Like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor [Outro] I get to the door and out the door I slide I feel a sense of dignity, I feel a sense of pride I do a happy dance and down the street I bail As I have a little feast of what's on sale!
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