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Funny Things Lyrics by Chris Orrick

Out to Sea

2019

[Verse 1]
I like funny people, funny faces, saying funny things
While I'm laughing so hysterically I spill my funny drink
With this funny chemical that makes me feel funny things
Instead of all this sad shit, in this funny fucking mind
And I'm struggling so desperately to block it out and try
To close the skin flaps that cover up my funny-looking eyes
So I don't have to think about this funny little country
With those funny little slips of paper that we call our money
With funny looking men who wore very funny wigs
That we obtain by doing variously funny gigs
And the government is funny 'cause they take a little portion
Then they spend it all on war and make us fight about abortion
And don't forget about the funny guns
We give to funny men who think it's funny watching children run
And other funny men go on their funny little shows
And think it's funny that the way to fix it won't ever be known

[Chorus]
It's funny, everything is funny
Everything is funny, everything is funny
Come on, everybody
Everything is funny, everything is funny
Everything is funny

[Post-Chorus]
When everything is funny, it's easier to think about the world's greatest country
I find it all hilarious, absolutely nothing going on could be nefarious
It's all so very comical, don't believe your eyes guys, none of this is possible
It's worthy of some knee-slapping, only question that I have is:
Why aren't you laughing?
Why aren't you laughing?
Why aren't you laughing?

[Verse 2]
I think it's funny how much fun it is we're all having together
Doing funny stuff while up above is very funny weather
That funnily enough keeps getting funnier and funnier
It's funny when it's warm, come on, it's funnier when it's sunnier
It's funny when the earth is screaming, "Stop this isn't funny!"
And all the scientists with all their funny little studies
It's funny how much people don't find any of this funny
Maybe I'm the funny dummy and the rest of them are lucky
Why aren't you laughing at the funny things?
The jester's in on the joke, see he's laughing with the funny king
Who fires up his base, that isn't actual hate in him
Casual racism isn't actual racism
And red-pillers just want to know how to date women
The crazies on the fringe, it's the radicals who hate women
Relax buddy you're about to come unglued
If you weren't so fucking stuck up you might find it funny too

[Chorus]
It's funny, everything is funny
Everything is funny, everything is funny
Come on, everybody
Everything is funny, everything is funny
Everything is funny

[Post-Chorus]
When everything is funny, it's easier to think about the world's greatest country
I find it all hilarious, absolutely nothing going on could be nefarious
It's all so very comical, don't believe your eyes guys, none of this is possible
It's worthy of some knee-slapping, only question that I have is:
Why aren't you laughing?
Why aren't you laughing?
Why aren't you laughing?
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Chris Orrick

Chris Orrick

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"Funny Things" appears on "Out to Sea" in 2019.

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