[Act I]
It’s 12 a.m., it’s midnight
The darkest time of his life
It’s the day that shit dies
I’m like, “oh man,” it’s like Jesus hid time
Hid it from his wife
That’s why his uncle went and did life
Oh, I’ve been having pesadillas lately
It’s like a bad dream
Suffer in my sleep
Suffering all week
Suffer and I’m weak
But this suffering just can’t be, it can’t see
Wake up everyday scared that my homies backstab me
I love them to death yet fear runs deeper, it may seem
School full of fish, I’m the loneliest in this main stream
Feeling all this love and hate as if I even ain’t me
I’m the only one looking out for me
Strut down the street overconfidently
Can’t ask for no permission my mom is busy
And I’ll walk over you 'fore I let you walk over me
You see, life’s tragic in my tragic life
Cookie crumble away like Magic Johnson’s wife
My vision’s .05, guess I’m looking pretty fine
But when that clock hits .09, I’m falling with my dime
No, I don’t want to even rock this dream boat
Actin’ like a bitch like that one chick from Mean Girls
I’ve been on the wool like a sheer from sheep flows
When you cap me off guard, I’ll be wearing some cheap clothes
Kim Possible, child crush was Shego
That’s the death of him, even more than he knows
On my way to heaven and I follow where the bees go
I’m looking down and see my old fallen ego
I don’t think you guys get my point exactly
Two different people, at this point, I’m acting
Met this one chick to go out and cap me
Loaded up the pistol, shit was pointed at me!
[Act II]
“Welcome to your judgment day”
My what? Huh?!
“You are being tried for the death of your ego, dude
Feel the panic in your veins seeping right back at you
Bodies strewn up on the floor, drowned in Lake Havasu
Let the demons eat you alive from deep inside of you”
No! No! Please! Don’t let me have this fate!
I’m still figuring this shit out in each and every way
Look, let me talk to your leader! I’ve got to appeal my fate
Shoot me in my back to kill a mockingbird today
“Shut up! Shut up before we hang you by your knees!”
Okay, stop man I acknowledge, you know, I’m too weak!
“You must run away from your demons and you'll look out with heed”
Run away from demons, from the demons inside of me!
“Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!”
Oh my god, oh my god
Ahhhhh!
[Act III]
"Run from me
Run from me
Run from me
Run from me
Run from me"
[Act IV]
*drowning*
Where am I?
“Follow my voice! Follow my voice and board this dream boat!
All aboard! You okay?”
No!
"Run from me
Run from me"
[Act V]
Who are these people?
“Take a look around! They are everyone you have and will hurt in your life”
No! What? No! Please, make it stop!
“You are in denial because you do not yet know yourself!”
Well, how do I find myself then?
“Take a look in this mirror and see who you truly are!”
*gasp*
[Act VI]
"Welcome to Hell! Welcome to Hell!
Hell! Help!
Welcome to Hell!
We’ll come to Hell!
Well, come to Hell!
Well, come to Hell!
We’ll come to help!
We’ll come to Hell!
Hell! Hell!
Help! Help!"
*applause*
[skit]
“Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! I sentence you to a lifetime of listening to trash music!”
Huh? What? What? Like what’s trash music to you?
“Well, have you ever heard anything by Chris Yang, like ever?”
Uh... no? I mean why? Should I have heard him? Who?
“*laughs in Satan* oh you’re in to a treat! Oh man! Oh man! Here, here is his latest album. Here, here! Prepare to have your ears bleed! Ha ha!”
*puts tape in tape cassette player*
