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Four Jews in a Room Bitching Lyrics by Andrew Rannells, Christian Borle, Anthony Rosenthal, Brandon Uranowitz, Stephanie J. Block

Falsettos (2016 Broadway Cast Recording)

2016

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
(bickering)
Four Jews in a room bitching
Four Jews in a room plot a crime
I'm bitching, he's bitching
They're bitching, we're bitching
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
All the
Time
[MARVIN, WHIZZER & JASON]
Ooooh
[MENDEL]
Whadda they do for love?
[MARVIN, WHIZZER & JASON]
Ooooh
[MENDEL]
Whadda they do for love?
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
Four Jews in a room
[MENDEL]
Bitching
[JASON]
Bitching
[MARVIN]
Bitching
[WHIZZER]
Bitching
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
Four Jews in a room stoop
[MENDEL]
They stoop
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
To pray
[JASON]
I'm Jewish
[MARVIN]
I'm Jewish
[MENDEL]
I'm Jewish
[WHIZZER]
Half Jewish
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Night and day
[TRINA]
Slavery, slavery
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
We crossed the desert
Running for our lives
Fleeing from the Pharaoh
Who was up to no good
Now we’re at the Red Sea
Pharaoh is behind us
Wanting us extincted
[JASON]
What we need is a miracle!
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
And then the Red Sea
Split before us
No more tsouris
We got our
[MENDEL, MARVIN, JASON, (WHIZZER)]
We got our (Miracle!)
We got our We got our
Miracle! We got our Miracle!
Our miracle!
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
Four Jews itching for answers
Four Jews bitching their whole life long
[WHIZZER]
I'm Whizzer
[JASON]
I'm Jason
[MENDEL]
I'm Mendel
[MARVIN]
I'm Marvin
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Right or wrong
[JASON]
In case of smoke, please call our mothers on the phone
And say their sons are all on fire
[MARVIN & WHIZZER]
We are manipulating people and we need to know
Our worst sides aren't ignored
[MENDEL]
The guilt invested will in time pay wisely
[WHIZZER & JASON]
We do not tippy toe
[WHIZZER]
We charge ahead to show
[MENDEL]
We're good in bed
[WHIZZER]
Excel in bed
[MARVIN]
We smell in bed
[JASON]
Where is the bed?
[MENDEL]
I love the bed
[JASON]
Who has the bed?
[WHIZZER]
I want the bed!
[JASON]
Who stole the bed?
[MARVIN]
Who stole the bed?
[WHIZZER]
I lost it twice
[MENDEL]
The bed is mine
[WHIZZER]
The bed is nice
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
The bed is four Jews in a room bitching
Whee!
Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
[MARVIN]
I'm nauseous
[WHIZZER]
I'm nauseous
[JASON]
I'm simple
[MENDEL]
I'm Jewish
[TRINA]
Slavery, slavery
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
[MARVIN, WHIZZER & MENDEL, MARVIN]
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic Four Jews
They're neurotic, we're neurotic In a room bitching
[WHIZZER, MENDEL, MARVIN & JASON, TRINA]
I'm neurotic (Bitch, bitch) (I'm Jewish) (Four)
He's neurotic (Bitch, bitch) (He's Jewish) (Jews)
They're neurotic (Funny, funny) (They're Jewish) (In a room)
We're neurotic (Funny, funny) (We're Jewish)
Four (I'm Jewish) (Bitch, bitch) (Four)
Jews (He's Jewish) (Bitch, bitch) (Jews)
In a room (They're Jewish) (Funny, funny) (In a room)
Bitching (We're Jewish) (Funny, funny)
Bitch (Bitch, bitch) (Four) (Slavery)
Bitch (Bitch, bitch) (Jews)
Bitch (Funny, funny) (In a room) (Slavery)
Bitch (Funny, funny) (Bitching)
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON, MARVIN]
Four Jews in a room (In a room)
Bitching
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Now and then
Can't lose
Loose screws
Four
[WHIZZER]
One
[JASON]
Two
[MARVIN]
Three
[MENDEL]
Four
[TRINA]
Five
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
Five Jews!

About “Four Jews in a Room Bitching” by Andrew Rannells

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