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STORIES SUCK Lyrics by Christian Layone

MY MISERABLE SUMMER

2019

[Intro]
All of you
[Hook]
T F T F I
T F T F I
T F T F I
T F T F I
[Verse 1]
Once upon a summer!
I check my number
Stories upon stories, whatcha doing? That I wonder!
Told me you were busy!
But are you really?
Said you'd let me know, but I can see through that silly!
"Chillin' with the gang!"
Cool caption
Flexin' but so fake
Flexin' but so fake
Money!
Ain't the only issue, I learned one at Boba Fiend
Sizing up my scene, I see you like my tunes but not love me!
Don't wanna
Talk it out, talk it out, work it out, make up!
You just
Cut me off, cut me off, like I'm a, cold sore!
"He say what?"
I know you made a
New group conversation without ya boy
One full of sadists so my pain is joy
And I ain't blocked, so I stress some more
Don't egg me down with drama
No Gudetama
Hard-headed, hard-boiled. I might need some salt. Aye
I already wept about this. This the second song. Aye
And yet when the next one plays, y'all still do me wrong!
[Bridge]
So sorry! Some social stories simply suck
Stop studying snaps
Stop seeming so schmuck
So sorry! Some social stories simply suck
Stop studying snaps
Stop seeming so schmuck
But I gotta say!
[Hook]
T F T F I
(Hey you didn't invite Christian again.)
T F T F I
(He's gonna make a scene about it.)
T F T F I
(Man, I don't know why this guy is trying to keep hanging out with us bro.)
T F T F I
(Like, find your own solitude man.)
[Verse 2]
This ain't solitude
This is loneliness
I know you hate me
I'm a nuisance
I'm a try-hard
I'm a cringe-fest
But Imma blow up
Cause I'm a creeper. (Boom boom boom!)
[Skit]
"Hey so uh, you down to hang out with me and my friends sometime?"
"Hey Christian! Um. I don't know you that well, so I'll let you know."
(That means no.)
"Um, you just put yourself in an infinite loop of not knowing me well."
[Verse 3]
Beef bowlin' like Yoshinoya
No this ain't paranoia
I can hear it in your texts and see into your tones
Intentional tension. I blame it on my own
Well listen:
You do me wrong like Snap does Android
You do me wrong like when Mason did Jeyna. (Jeyna Jeyna!)
You do me wrong, thinkin' you're some type of player
Leavin' friends on read. And suitors on delivered
But we ain't friends
And I wasn't even shootin!
I hate all of you
From cliques to chicks who I ain't interested in
To dudes who think they're cooler than kids
And all my friends who don't want me in their permanent memories
[Bridge]
So sorry! Some social stories simply suck
Stop studying snaps
Stop seeming so schmuck
So sorry! Some social stories simply suck
Stop studying snaps
Stop seeming so schmuck
But I gotta say!
[Hook 2]
Stories suck. Stories stupid suck
Stories suck. Stories stupid suck
Stories suck. Stories stupid suck
Stories suck. Stories stupid suck
They stupid suck!
Stories suck. Stories stupid suck
Stories suck. Stories stupid suck
Stories suck. Stories stupid suck
Stories suck. Stories stupid suck
[Outro]
So I've been looking at your story
And, I was wondering:
Who is this guy? You've been hanging out with him a lot
Just break his heart already!
Credits
Christian Layone

Christian Layone

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