Lyrks
Lyrks
Lyrks
Cover Art

Christmas Stories (Interlude) Lyrics by Christmas Queens

Christmas Queens 2

2016

[Queens Discussing]
Thorgy: Ugh. By the way, I had always like wonderful Christmases, but did anybody ever have like burn down? Like, when they were young or anything?
Others: No...
Jiggly: I wanted a Barbie so bad, but my mom gave me a G.I. Joe.
Manila: Okay, but does anyone have any really bad Christmas stories?
Alaska: Umm, this one time my dad got my mom a curly fry maker.
Jackie: ...A what?
Alaska: It's like a curling iron, but for potatoes.
Others: Ohhh....
Manila: Yeah.. Deep-fried carbs on Christmas is pretty bad, but does anyone have any really, really bad Christmas stories?
Jackie: Hey, you guys, I've got one.
Manila: Yeah, what is it, Jackie Beat?
Jackie: Picture it. Me, a little girl, sitting at the Christmas table surrounded by my family. The year was 1989 and--
Alaska: Girl, really?
Jackie: ...1972. Shut up and let me tell the story. *Choking up* Anyway, so there I am, surrounded by my family like I said, eating Christmas dinner, and I turned to my dad and I said "Hey, dad, will you please pass the gravy?" and guess what he said?...
Alaska: That he's not your real dad, and he never was?
Jackie: No. He said, and get this, "Sorry, Jackie, we're out of gravy!"
*Queens gasp and Jackie sobs*
Alaska: Oh, you're such a card, Jackie. And speaking of cards, this is my new song, "Chr!$Tm@$ $Ux".
Credits
Christmas Queens

Christmas Queens

About “Christmas Stories (Interlude)” by Christmas Queens

Read the complete lyrics to "Christmas Stories (Interlude)" by Christmas Queens from the album "Christmas Queens 2 " in 2016. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Christmas, Holiday, Spoken Word.

"Christmas Stories (Interlude)" is performed by Christmas Queens. from the album "Christmas Queens 2 " in 2016 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Christmas Stories (Interlude)", explore more songs by Christmas Queens using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for Christmas Queens · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"Christmas Stories (Interlude)" is credited to Christmas Queens. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Christmas Stories (Interlude)" appears on "Christmas Queens 2 " in 2016.

Visit the Christmas Queens artist page at /artist/christmas-queens for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.