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Bill Gates' credit card declines
Muamar Gaddafi's brain's just fine
Jesus returns and speaks Yiddish
He talks and acts just like Sid Vicious
The Queen is beautiful, no wrinkles and all
Prince Philip's behaviour all gated enthralled
David Beckham's thighs
Receive the Nobel Prize
"Oh yes he cries,
Those are Paris Hilton's eyes"
The paparazzi spies tell no lies
George W Bush was a humanitarian
Too bad his granddad wished he was Aryan
Born with Caesarean, uncircumcised librarian
Asked Barbara; why would you marry HIM?
You see..
They all walk the moral high ground
The wondrously pathetic
Feudally archetypal, superficial mindsets abound
Rudimentary suction-lipo bribery in palatial gowns
Love us they say,
Worship and make us the hay, they pray
Whatever you do, don't frown
It may just usurp the crown
Where we'd become losers and beggars
Carousers, abusers standing legless
We need celebrities
We really do
To feed us shit
To make us thick
Make us sick
Cos without them, bit by bit
It would all fall
For who would we laugh at
Enviously gaffe at
Splendidly amused
Corporally abused
Thanks to the gossip mags
The coffee rags
The TV and Radio show host hags
You guys have done well
To uphold that Roman empire that actually just fell
Like 2000 years ago.
We've come so far since then.
Bless you all.
Lunatic asylum seekers
Stand tall and embrace that feeble call
Appalled
Credits
ChrisVRoy

ChrisVRoy

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