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Jasper’s Show Lyrics by Chuck E. Cheese

1979

[Segment one]

[Chuck]
Jasper! Hey, Jasper! They just played your queue, will you get out here and entertain the people?!

[Jasper]
What? Huh? Oh, Sorry Big C, I must've dozed off

[Chuck]
Dozed off?

[Jasper]
Yeah, boss, you are lookin' at one pooped pup!

It's been a hard day's night
And I've been workin' like a dog

[Pasqually]
It's been a hard day's night
He should be sleeping like a log

*snooore*

[Chuck]
Jasper, get up!

[Jasper]
Wh-? Oh, Yeah! Yeah...
When I get home to you, I find the things that you do
They make me feel alright!!
*laughing*

[Segment two]

[Chuck]
Oh no, Turn off the dog. Turn off the fruitcake dog!
...Thank you
Jasper, you ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Laughin' all the time!

*laughing*

[Sally]
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Laughin' all the time

[Chuck]
Well, you ain't ever caught a pizza
And you ain't no friend of mine

[Jasper]
(Oh, come on!)

[Pasqually]
Well, they said you was a high-class
Well, that was just a lie

[Jasper]
(Uh-uh it's true!)

[Sally]
They said you was a high-class, yeah
Well, that was just a lie

[Jasper]
(Well, what do they know, Anyway?)

[Chuck]
Well, you never caught a pizza
And you ain't no friend of mine

[Segment three]

[Jasper]
Well, Big C, if you're not my friend, I know somebody who is

[Sally]
Right over here, Jasper!

[Jasper]
Oh, I'm in puppy heaven!
Well, they call it puppy love

[Sally]
Oh, i guess they'll never know

[Sally, Jasper]
How our young hearts really feel

[Jasper]
And why I love her so
Oh, I do I love you so much!

[Sally]
And they call it puppy love (doowop, doowop)

[Sally, Jasper]
Just be cause we're in our teens
(Well, so what?)
(ooh..)

[Sally]
Tell them all it isn't fair (doowop, doowop)

[Jasper]
To take away my only dream
(doo doo doo doo doo doo)...
(No! Don't do it, don't do it!)

[Chuck]
Good riddance!

[Jasper]
I cry (doo doowop)
Each night (doo doowop)
My tears for her (doo doowop, doo doowop)
My tears are all in vain!
(Oh, no no no no!)

I hope (doo doowop)
And I pray (doo doowop)
That maybe in someday (doo doowop, doo doowop)
She'll be back (She'll be back)
In my arms (In my arms) once again (once again)
(Oh, please let her come back! Oh, yeah!)

Some one, help me
Help me, please (doowop, doowop)
Is the answer up above?

[Chuck]
Alright, alright, bring out the skunk!

[Sally]
Now, maybe they'll be near(?) (doowop, doopwop)

[Jasper]
Oh, yeah

[Sally, Jasper]
This is more than puppy love
(puppy love, puppy love, puppy love)
This is more than puppy love
(puppy love, puppy love, puppy love)

[Chuck]
A fruitcake dog in love with a disco skunk
It's a strange, strange world out there, folks

About “Jasper’s Show” by Chuck E. Cheese

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