[Intro Kanye]
You just popped in the Kanye West
Get Right for the Summer workout tape
And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly
You might be able to pull you a rapper, a NBA player
Man, at least a dude with a car
So, first of all, we gonna work on the stomach
Nobody wants a little tight ass
[Verse 1 Kanye]
1, and 2, and 3, and 4, and get them sit ups right, and
Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this
Give head, stop, breathe, get up, check your weave
Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed
Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed
It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited
Tell me who's invited: you, your friends and my dick
(AH!) What's scary to me is
Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me
So excuse me miss, I forgot your name
Thank you, God bless you, good night I came, I came, I came
[Pre-Chorus Kanye, Rivers]
It's been a week without me
And she feel weak without me
She wanna talk it out but
Ain't nothing to talk about (Woo-hoo)
Unless she's talking about freaking out
Then maybe we can work it out (Woo-hoo)
Work it out, work it out
Work it out, work it out now(Woo-hoo, that's for all the time)
[Chorus Rivers, Kanye]
I look just like Buddy Holly
And you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that (Maybe we can work it out)
[Verse 2 Kanye]
Oh, girl, your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette
My name Kanye from the Jigga set, Twista said "Get It Wet"
Ooh girl your breath is harsh!
Cover your mouth up like you got SARS
Off them tracks yea I bought them cars
Still, kill a nigga on 16 bars
We ain't sweating to the oldies, we juking to a cold beat
Maybe one day girl we can bone
So you can brag to all your homies now
But I still mess with a big girl, if you ain't fit girl, I'll still hit girl
1 and, you brought 2 friends, ok, 3 more now hop in the Benz
4-door: do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8?
All the mocha lattes, you gotta do Pilates
You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating
Hustlers, gangstas, all us ballas
[Pre-Chorus Kanye, Rivers]
It's been a week without me
And she feel weak without me
She wanna talk it out but
Ain't nothing to talk about (Woo-hoo)
Unless she's talking about freaking out
Then maybe we can work it out (Woo-hoo)
Work it out, work it out
Work it out, work it out now (Woo-hoo, that's for all the time)
[Chorus Rivers, Kanye]
I look just like Buddy Holly
And you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway (Maybe we can work it out)
I don't care 'bout that (Maybe we can work it out)
[Girls]
Thanks to Kanye's workout plan
I'm the envy of all my friends
See I pulled me a baller man
And I ain't gotta work at the mall again
[Interlude: Bosko & (Kanye)]
(Lemme break ya wit' a piece of)
My favorite work out plan (oh! oh! oh!)
I wanna see you work out
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I wanna see you work out
(It's like that old Michael Jackson shit)
[Bridge]
That's right, put in work, move your ass, go berserk
Eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve
[Interlude: Bosko & (Kanye)]
It's Kanye's workout plan
I said it's Kanye's workout plan (Ladies and gentlemen)
It's Kanye's workout plan (Allow myself to introduce myself)
[Jill]
Thank you Kanye! Woooo! Woooo!
[Pre-Chorus Kanye, Rivers]
It's been a week without me
And she feel weak without me
She wanna talk it out but
Ain't nothing to talk about
Unless she's talking about freaking out
Then maybe we can work it out I don't care 'bout that
Work it out, work it out I don't care 'bout that
Work it out, work it out now I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
[Outro: Bosko]
Yo!
