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If You Can’t Stand The Heat Get Out of The Microwave! Lyrics by ChuggaBoom

Trust Me, I’m Still A Proctologist

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[Verse 1]
I know
I've reached the end
I am the deliverer of many different kinds of words
Sometimes profanity about humanity
This isn't fair, I want this to end
Or sometimes I will talk about myself
Like I'm a god of music
"You never put your faith in me"
"Look at me standing proud"
Now get on your knees and
Suck my dick, bitch!
And now I
Scream a lot of words too fast for you to understand what bullshit I have written on this page and you will be really impressed
It's time to say another load of words fast and slow down to have a break
Scream a lot of words too fast for you to understand what bullshit I have written on this page and you will be really impressed
It's time to say another load of words fast and slow down to have a break
[Chorus]
There is no creativity in any of these lyrics
Sometimes I've dug a hole too deep
And sometimes I need to scream!
And so for some reason I blame this on you
Why?
I don't have a clue
It just makes sense if I do
[Verse 2]
I am so sad and depressed and my parents never loved me
I'll carry on screaming about this topic and you'll adore me
Write about cutting yourself because it's cool I think...
You're just a bunch of fucking hypocrites and I hate you
[Breakdown]
BREAKDOWN!
BREAKDOWN!
THIS IS A BREAKDOWN!
BREAKDOWN!
[Chorus]
There is no creativity in any of these lyrics
Sometimes I've dug a hole too deep
And sometimes I need to scream!
And so for some reason I blame this on you
Why?
I don't have a clue
It just makes sense if I do
[Breakdown]
I am going fucking crazy
And I'm gonna eat a badger snake
Yes, I said a fucking badger snake!
What you gonna do?
I said I'm gonna eat a fucking badger snake!
THIS IS THE LAST BR34KD0WN!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
THIS IS THE LAST BR34KD000WWWNN!
THE SLOWER THE HEAVIER!
THE SLOWER THE HEAVIER
Credits
ChuggaBoom

ChuggaBoom

About “If You Can’t Stand The Heat Get Out of The Microwave!” by ChuggaBoom

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"If You Can’t Stand The Heat Get Out of The Microwave!" appears on "Trust Me, I’m Still A Proctologist".

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