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My Kick Drums Have Been Triggered Lyrics by ChuggaBoom

Kevin

2017

[Verse 1]
Stop being a bitch, you're not a unique unicorn
No, the world doesn't revolve around you
Why are you so offended? Fuck it, I'm offended
That you find me offensive, stop bein' so defensive
This is the snowflake generation
Packed full of micro-agressions
We attack issues head-on
Which if pretty good for a metalcore band
If your otherkin half is a fucking mouse
Then everything you say is lunacy
You're not a dragon, you're not a rock
You're not a motherfucking animal stop being an insufferable cock
Kids are being raised to think that other people give a shit
There's no bigger lie than "You're one of a kind"
And it's down to this that you think you're right
Take my advice and follow the Chugg Life
[Chorus]
There's such a tendency to seek some sort of sympathy
Please like my post and I won't cut myself tonight
So if you're easily offended, here's your trigger warning
[Verse 2]
This verse is censored, deemed to offensive when
We pitched this song to a label two days before release and the suit at the table said we're part of the problem
Not being a bitch, but fuck you and your self rightcousness
Stop being a little meanie you meanie, we're not measuring peenies, mussolini
Put down your martini and dictate to me, the direction we should go down, bleh
Oh for fucks sake, I didn't even mention your weight, why the hell should I care that you're stuffing your face
With a motherfucking gallon of butter everyday (I fucking don't)
I'm not a fat-shaming, stigmatizing, xenophobic bigot, I'm under no obligation to affirm your life
It's your right, and that's fine, but it's mine to state that it's getting quite boring
[Chorus]
There's such a tendency to seek some sort of sympathy
Please like my post and I won't cut myself tonight
So if you're easily offended, here's your trigger warning
[Bridge]
Oh yeeaahh
This song might get us in a bit of trouble but us Chuggalos, we know what the real deal is
So if you actually think that I have time to waste on hating anyone
Then I've got a little song for you, to express how sorry I am that I hurt your precious feelings
Hey you, I don't give a fuck about you
So go and be a little bitch to
Someone else and go fuck yourself
Fuck you bitch
[Chorus]
There's such a tendency to seek some sort of sympathy
Please like my post and I won't cut myself tonight
So if you're easily offended, here's your trigger warning
[Outro]
(Trigger warning)
Trigger warning
Credits
ChuggaBoom

ChuggaBoom

About “My Kick Drums Have Been Triggered” by ChuggaBoom

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