[Verse 1]
I got a drawer full of A&F
Even my mother asks me if I'm deaf
'Cause I say I don't like them
But I keep buying them
I could buy Gucci
Louis Vuitton
Prada
Damn I don't get what's going on
I could buy Reebok
Adidas or Nike
But it's A&F down to my socks
Even though I say "Fitch? Bitch, me no likey"
So what keeps me buying
Contradicting myself
Making me sound like I'm lying
Diminishing my wealth?
I don't know
Bitch, I don't know
Fitch, I don't go
Around on the streets
Using my Dr. Dre's Beats
Brands are just not for me
Just Monopoly
'Cause that's a very nice game
But Abercrombie's lame
And I know a guy who loves it and is very gay
So I say
[Verse 2]
I said A&F is lame
And I can't see how they're not ashamed
After CEO said it's only for slim, beautiful, "cool kids"
Man, look what that fool did
Probably lost a lot of shoppers
Probably made girls not eat Whoppers
And be hungry
And I be angry
'Cause look how people are today
Trying to be beautiful in such a way
That is impossible
To be like magazine models? Not plausible
It's all Photoshop!
So you people have to stop
No way all that beauty can be achieved
So be happy with yourself and just live
Well, 'cause I can tell
If you go in pursuit
Of that utopian standard
To fit in that perfect suit
Or that dress, it goes for both genders
There's no way to be happy
'Cause you just won't get there
No way to live a good life
It is just not fair
Having to suck in all this propaganda
Not being able to live like my bros pandas
Just chilling, eating what they want
Being fat, fluffy, or not if they don't want
No, you "have" to be like James Blunt
Mixed with J-Lo
Suck me, corporate cunts and hoes
I know just what you are
Evil
I'm here to let people know that by far
Your stores are not somewhere for they to go
Stay away from this shit
You can surely live without it
So A&F go to hell
It was time that someone would tell
The truth about y'all
So people, don't go to the mall
To buy your Abercrombie & Fitch
We shouldn't make these bitches rich
[Verse 3]
I know a man
Well, if that's something I can call him
You wanna know when
I met him
It was a long time ago
That motherfucking hoe
But why am I saying this to y'all?
'Cause he, being a bitch and all
Wearing his A&F uniform all the time
Personifies what I've been saying in my rhymes
Fucking bully
I truly
Can't understand
What leads a person to be like this
Bragging about how he's so strong and
How he can smash your face with his fist
Threatening whoever dares to mock him
But never actually getting to socking
Saying his muscles will make girls crazy
All the while being just too lazy
To do something useful
Like trying to learn something in school
Nah, he's too hot
Too many people he fought
So why think about tomorrow
He's too rich, there's no sorrow
If he fails to be something in life
His body or money will get him a wife
And he looks in the mirror and then
He thinks "I'm gorgeous, man"
Yeah? What about those pimples on your face?
What about that idiotic look?
Is that beautiful?
How many supplements you took
To get this body you love so much?
Holy crap the thing is this world is such
That girls actually go for this dude
Go out with him and eat almost no food
'Cause their bodies must be like his too
That's what matters, you think they'd date you?
Come on, an ugly nerd, at most normal kid
Fat, or ultra skinny, but very cool indeed
Oh yeah, as if they'd take this into account
Without a six pack they won't ever let you mount
Them
That's mayhem
We don't have to be like this
Listen to me people, look at this kids
If you're a boy, a girl
You can make a better world
We have to leave this A&F
See people for what they really are
Don't behave on behalf
Of "beautiful" bodies and nice cars
We can still change this all
I'm hopeful, get out of the mall
[Outro]
I got the premium clothes
For playboys and hoes
But I don't know why I keep buying
Why I keep buying them
I don't even like their style
Or how they fit me
I don't know why I keep buying
Why I keep buying them
