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God Is a Real One Lyrics by COCKAHOLICS

Penis Music, Vol. 1

2020

[Verse 1]
I flash my dick to a big group of children (Woo)
I did it for my saviour, Jesus Christ, 'cause he a real one, on the gang (Woop! Woop!)
The Bible told me only God can judge me (Woo!)
So when I f***** that kid I told that judge to fucking suck me (On the gang)
My bitch text me with a picture of her cooch' (Woo)
Bitch, I said Sunday for my church group (Woo, woop, Woop)
Praise Jesus Christ, aye, praise Jesus
If you don't, I'ma pull up, smack you with my penis (Skrr)
[Chorus]
Fellas staying Christian for 2020, please, man (Woo! Please! Woo)
'Cause God is a real one
If I catch you fucking boys, I'll hit you with my cleat, man (Cleat, cleat)
'Cause God is a real one
Everyone in Heaven has an n-word pass (Woo! Ni-woo! Ni-woo! Ni-)
'Cause God is a real one
Tax evasion is cool (Tax evasion)
[Verse 2]
Here in November, yeah, my foreskin is crusty
Don't be chatting shit if your Bible is dusty
Don't be chatting shit if the Lord hears you cussing
Don't be chatting shit because God said you're ugly
Ouu-ouu
Don't let me catch a bitch outside of Sunday school
I'ma twist your limbs off if you ain't think God is cool
Fuck CJ Peck and fuck Apu too
Thank you, come again, come again, come again, yuh
[Chorus]
Fellas staying Christian for 2020, please, man (Woo! Please! Woo)
'Cause God is a real one
If I catch you fucking boys, I'll hit you with my cleat, man (Cleat, cleat)
'Cause God is a real one
Everyone in Heaven has an n-word pass (Woo! Ni-woo! Ni-woo! Ni-)
'Cause God is a real one
Tax evasion is cool (Tax evasion)
[Outro]
(Woo!) 'Cause God is a real one
(Woop! Woop!) 'Cause God is a real one
(Woo! Woo!) 'Cause God is a real one
(Woo!) 'Cause God is a real one
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About “God Is a Real One” by COCKAHOLICS

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"God Is a Real One" appears on "Penis Music, Vol. 1" in 2020.

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