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Don’t Watch Mr. Beast Lyrics by Cold Ones

We Paid Fiverr Musicians $10,000 to Make Dumb Music

2022

[Verse 1]
Mr. Beast, what does he teach?
Blasphemy and greed
A YouTube star, millions of views
But tell me: what would Jesus do?
You see, he’s not a Christian channel
Does he like the number of Man?
I’ll bet somewhere he has a 666 tattoo
[Chorus]
So please keep my warning
You’re young, your brain’s still forming
And Father knows best
Forget Mr. Beast
[Verse 2]
The fact that “Beast” is in his name
Is an affront to God for shame!
I’ll not have any child of mine worshipping the beast
NO! Here I draw the line
[Chorus]
You must keep my warning
You’re young, your brain’s still forming
And Fathеr knows best
Forget Mr. Beast
[Bridge]
Plеase stop asking to have Mr. Beast Burger for dinner
I make great healthy vegan burgers (Yum, yum!)
Stop saying you wish your dad was Chris the Meme God
Your real father, David, is a plumber
And someone to be looked up to
Because he makes a difference in society
[Chorus]
Son, you need to keep my warning
You’re young, your brain’s still forming
And Father knows best
Forget Mr. Beast
[Outro]
Don’t watch Mr. Beast!
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"Don’t Watch Mr. Beast" appears on "We Paid Fiverr Musicians $10,000 to Make Dumb Music" in 2022.

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