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John’s Mate Dan Lyrics by Collars (UK)

Clyde

2022

[Verse 1]
D’you know the one about John’s mate Dan?
Yeah Dan’s the man, you know he can
Get you anything, albeit second-hand
He’s well good that mate Dan

[Verse 2]
Well anyway, one day he had
A bag of pens from the old dog track
Like the little ones you get with Argos pads
And he brought them round our mate John’s flat

[Verse 3]
Emptied out the middle bits
Stacked them high like pyramids
If there’s one thing you could say about Dan
He certainly weren’t dispirited

[Verse 4]
Used the tubes for blowing through
And rattling out percussion tunes
With a ragtag band of homeless dudes
Believe it or not
They were actually quite good

About “John’s Mate Dan” by Collars (UK)

Read the complete lyrics to "John’s Mate Dan" by Collars (UK) from the album "Clyde" in 2022. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop-Punk, Post-Punk, Independent.

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"John’s Mate Dan" appears on "Clyde" in 2022.

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