Men these days have it so damn hard They can't be authentically who they are Because their manhood is being threatened and it’s gone too far It was a beautiful sunny day so I decided to buy a cupcake But suddenly the day went from great to bad when the man front of me got very mad See, they only had pink cupcakes, and the man in front of me said hey, “I can’t have a pink one, I’m a boy!” His manhood was being threatened! How disrespectful and it is totally rational and logical to let a color decide if you’re a man Not how you treat a woman, or how mature you are. Not by your character or how you’ve lived your life so far- oh, no. the color on your cupcake is definitely what makes you man I heard an interview recently where the host said he hates rainbow emojis Cause that emoji’s only for girls and gays, and he is a man and he’s totally straight Cuz a dumb little cartoon that you use in texts is definitely what determines your sex… right? His manhood was being threatened! How disrespectful and it is totally rational and logical to let an emoji decide if you’re a man Not how you treat a woman, or how mature you are. Not by your character or how you’ve lived your life so far- oh, no. the emoji you use is definitely what makes you man These poor men! I feel so bad for them. Can you even imagine being so fragile and immature that a color or emoji would make you so insecure? Can’t relate… I dated this guy a long time ago he was a bit of a male chauvinist though I let it slide cuz well, boys will be boys! Who cares if my opinions always made him annoyed? But one day I made dinner and he raised hell cuz I sat at the head of the table… True story His manhood was being threatened! How disrespectful and it is totally rational and logical to let a seat decide if you’re a man Not how you treat a woman, or how mature you are. Not by your character or how you’ve lived your life so far- oh, no. What seat you sit in, what emoji you use, what color your cupcake is, is definitely what makes you a man!
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