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I’m American Lyrics by Comédia MTV

2011

American, I am american.
Because I was born in America.
It's early morning, freedom in the air
Hamburgers, waffles and pancakes everywhere.
I choose the way I wanna die
Sausage, bacon, meth, or fat fries.
Ninety cents more in the price and I get the "super-size" ("super-size!").
There’s fatness in my heart, I'm so happy that I go the "super-fart!" ("super-fatr!")
('Cause it’s so funny!)
It's so good to be american, american! (2x)
"You know honey, Ii think that our neighbor's communists
"Ohh, why's that?"
"Because he's cooking meth in his house"
"Oh, he definitely doesn't believe in Jesus"
I hate communists, Arabs and gays
But my gardener is from a Latin race.
"Buenos dias, señor"
Sorry, don't speak Bolivian (risos)
I love my property and my family, my AB Shaper, my guns and my tv.
(Oh! It's so fun!)
I pray every day for the Charlie Sheen to quit the drugs and come back to the show (to the show!)
And also for Jennifer Aniston, that doesn’t have a husband but she deserves so! (Deserves so!)
"Oh! Let’s go honey it's Stand-Up night!"
"You know what Mexico exports besides tacos and marijuana?"
"Bananas?"
"Bad gardeners!!!"
("Oh! It’s so true"!)
"And you know what's the difference between a Chinese and a Korean? No?"
Neither do I! Who cares?!
("Oh! It's so true!")
"Oh, it was so fun I can't understand why Europeans don’t like it..."
"Oh, yes, honey, they don't know what mean the word FUN!"
Now I go to sleep with the sensation
That tomorrow we should bomb a Muslim nation.
("They are terrorists!")
Then we celebrate with a Mickey hat, as we did on the Bin Laden's death.
"Oh, honey where's Brandon?
I am in the basement.
I'm all alone.
My hopes and dreams, they are all gone
Bullying everyday I'm gonna cry
A voice told me that today my dad should die!
Check this web site
They teach you how to make a bomb (To make a bomb!)
(A motherfucking bomb!)
Pills, vitamins, cheddar cheese all mixed with comb! (with a comb!)
"I hate the society!"
It's so bad to be alone... (To be alone!)
It's so good to detonate a bomb (Detonate a...)
"It's a sad day on Massachusetts. A terrorist, called Mohamed Al Mohamed has exploded this house, killing a whole family. The president says that today, United States are gonna invade Curzivia."
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Comédia MTV

Comédia MTV

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