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Target vs Walmart (Album Version) Lyrics by Gridline Studios

Merry Gridmas

2020

[Intro]
Gridline Rap Battles
Target
Vs
Walmart!
Begin!

[Verse 1 - Target (Snakebite126)]
Calling all Customers, a limited time offer
Watch Walmart get wrecked by all the rhymes I have to offer
I’m the hottest on the market, Check my-Self Out while I’m beating you
Goodnight, Mr. Walton. This is the only time I’m greeting you
Here’s a thought, stop changing your damn layout every couple days!
If the customers aren’t serviced, then you’ll drive them all away
Think you’re above the law? Well, suit up! I’ll throw up my Bеtty Dukes
I’ve got my “Target” acquirеd! No AEDs is gonna fuck you

[Verse 2 - Walmart (Commander Jacob)]
Open the Gates to my Cash Buffet, because my business is Bloomin’
And I could count on one hand how much your customers are consumin’
I was cha-chinging in China, while the Canucks left you wincing
You can’t hold a Canadian candle to the bucks that I’m bringing
#1 in saving, dropping rhymes and prices like bombs
Your stores only best at being the #1 place for soccer moms
The Walton name is priceless, you can’t compete with my prices
Hell, in two years I could solve and pay off the student debt crisis

[Verse 3 - Target (Snakebite126)]
The Watchmen called, they want their logo back
Bullseye wouldn’t touch that shit if it was a bacon covered snack
Maybe my store has the Karens, but, my friend, you’ve got all the druggies
My prices are still low without having the waters muddied

[Verse 4 - Walmart (Commander Jacob)]
While you were checking your prices for your dogs first class seat
I ran up so much profit, they’re still middling in the east
I expected more, but I guess you only get what you paid for
I’ll finish your ass in a moment, there’s someone at the door

[Verse 5 - Amazon (Jay Chay)]
Hey Alexa, who’s the most prime in the game?
Who’s leaving brick-and-mortars afraid?
2-days for shipping the pain?
One click away, Amazon’s Kindling flames!
Between these two dying names, let me start making my mark on the Target
You’re the watered down soccer mom zombified version of K-mart’s carcass
Walmart, you’re milking your products, but you don’t see any more cheddar
I don’t think anyone’s ever seen worse Black Fridays since Rebecca’s
So fly like my drones, I’m the retail that’ll prevail in history
Don’t you bother dissing me, none of you suckers could match my delivery

About “Target vs Walmart (Album Version)” by Gridline Studios

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