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Xbox Kinect vs Virtual Boy Lyrics by Commander Jacob

Half-Ass Rap Battles

2022

[Verse 1: Xbox Kinect (Snakebite126)]
Yo, is this my competition? 'Cause if I were to predict it more
You’ll drop a couple lines, then they’ll bring in the 64!
Clear the tables! Oh, wait, you need one to be stable!
You can't hang with this player; you never made the damn cable
You should read your own warnings and just give it a rest, mate
It’s like the Oculus Quest came with ocular headaches
Two D-pads, but no direction. Boy, Nintendo didn't miss you
I can't let one diss continue before you were discontinuеd
Strap in for this: don’t make your players tape you down
Thе only way you’d be portable is now; I’m boutta take you out!
This chunky View Master with sticks for a stand had a Wario game and that shit didn’t Land
VR32 with 22 games; your whole library can fit in one hand
Slaying your nerd shit, making you nervous, Boy you're Virtually unplayable, worthless
There’s one difference amid you and me: I'm getting gamers shaking on purpose!

[Verse 2: Virtual Boy (Commander Jacob)]
I got your head spinning 360, 'cause when I flow
My comeback game is so unbelievable; call me Milo
You’ll be flying Solo in this dance for the best score (Woo!)
14 bars? You're so primitive, you can't Kinect Four
Without a Wiimote, you're what's tossed to the wall
Man, you should've been aborted when you were Project Natal (Woo!)
Don't talk libraries, yours was just a disaster
Tech demos and bland kiddie shit: Kinectimal Crackers
Your rapping and camera tracking ain’t matching with VB
'Cause I’m always in the zone, and you still can’t freaking see me
Sound the Red Alarm. I'm too fly, boy
Punchlines like Teleroboxer; smack a hack back to a black Eye Toy
Can't help seeing red when facing you, so hold it down
Wanna try to keep pushing buttons? Look who needs a controller now

About “Xbox Kinect vs Virtual Boy” by Commander Jacob

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