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Fruit Salad Lyrics by Commodore 64

1999

[HMO]
Fruit salad, motherfucker, on the straight-up real
Fruit salad in my mouth while I polish my steel
Melons, both orange and green
I'm a deadly cold killer fruit salad machine

[Professa]
Call me professa, deep quantifier
Criminal-style mad more papaya
Fruit slummin', steady slobbin'
At fruit conventions, I'm hob-nobbin'
Need the apple, so I got to go bobbin'

[HMO]
Tell me, motherfucker, where to stick my cob in
Got my bowl of grapefruit extra cottage-cheesy
I'm a fruit-peeling pimp and peeling ain't easy

[Ruxpin]
Peeling ain't easy
Peeling ain't easy

[HMO]
G-funk hog with my snout in the trough
Prof's scarfing fruit so his rhyming is off

[Professa]
Carving up mangoes with my 19-inch blade
Posse going to clean my counter with glade
Fruit salad is lacking winter melons
Cause you're sеrving up a pair of fruity felons

[HMO]
Light that ass up and hit the damn switch

[Professa]
You're a punk if you call it outlandish

[HMO]
Extra mayo on my fruit salad sandwich
Nick likеs the canned pears and you like the canned fish

[Ruxpin]
"Hoist the pear flag!"

[Professa]
Big bad salad sitting in my silver chalice
Two MCs and seven foot of phallus

[HMO]
Slicing up oranges like I slice my wax
Separate the strawberries cause I save 'em for last
Boost the bass for the citrus-ass binge

[Professa]
HMO, yeah, Hauser means orange

[HMO]
Reheat ambrosia in my toaster
Cause my pork fruit salad sure ain't kosher

[Professa]
Got the fruit that's grown organically
Believe me, sweetie, got enough to feed the needy

[HMO]
Not sure you got enough Vitamin C, B
Why you eat those carrots?

[Professa]
So I can see

[HMO]
Prepare a whole lot of extra salad, son
Cause it ain't no fun if my homies can't have none

[Professa]
Rapping from heart, eating fruit tarts

[HMO]
From the bottom of the bowl to the top of the charts

[Professa]
Spinning tales of fruit salad lore

[HMO]
Fuck it, call us Cantalope 64

[Professa]
Passionfruit
Kumquat

[Ruxpin]
Peeling ain't easy
Peeling ain't easy

[Professa]
Raspberry
Vlood orange
Grape
Banana
Tangelo
Starfruit
Raspberry

About “Fruit Salad” by Commodore 64

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