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Today’s Front Page Lyrics by Complicated Shirt

Compromising Compositions

2007

[Verse 1]
Snorted headlines off TV dinner trays
If it bleeds it leads and the house fire drinking game
Scare tactic-tacs served as gourmet news
And the fat-fucks need more comfort food
Desperate messages over a desperate age
This comes straight off today's front page:
That "The day mosquitos can transmit AIDS is the day of the mosquito
Little torpedoes are coming to teach you to appreciate T cells"
[Verse 2]
The booboisie's a beast that can't bе shown sunlight 'cause it'll sneeze
And grievous itеms see no boundaries within feeding frenzies
The media's a modern Medea drowning idiots in
Kiddie pools of oblivious bloodbaths for philistinism
And sleepy head and coma toes are cycling off in tandem
Random and redundant until the last ampersand standing
And I cannot avert my eyes and chew gum at the same time
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Complicated Shirt

Complicated Shirt

About “Today’s Front Page” by Complicated Shirt

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"Today’s Front Page" appears on "Compromising Compositions" in 2007.

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