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CAT Lyrics by ​coniumer

skirtblocks

2021

[Intro]
Mr. Speaker as the congressman who represents Muncie Indiana
I rise today for the awesome and important duty
To pay a happy birthday wish
To Garfield
A cat after my own heart (CAT)

{Verse 1]
Not president Garfield
But someone probably more famous than that
A large, orange, slovenly cat (CAT)
Born in the mind of an Indiana native
By the name of Jim Davis
Who, along with Garfield
And literally dozens of artists and artisans
Make their near Muncie Indiana

[Refrain]
(CAT, CAT, CAT, CAT)

[Verse 2]
You know it's said that people relate to Garfield
Because Garfield in many ways is them
He is a human in a cat suit
Garfield loves TV and he hates mondays
He'd rather pig out than work out
In fact his passion for food and sleep is matched only by his aversion to diet and exercise
A cat after my own heart
He'd like mornings better if they started later
Coffee strong enough to sit up and bark
And he pledges regularly
"I'll rise but I won't shine"

{Refrain]
(CAT, CAT, CAT, CAT)

[Refrain]
(CAT, CAT, CAT, CAT)

About “CAT” by ​coniumer

Read the complete lyrics to "CAT" by ​coniumer from the album "skirtblocks" in 2021. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop, Electronica, Breakbeat.

"CAT" is performed by ​coniumer. from the album "skirtblocks" in 2021 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "CAT", explore more songs by ​coniumer using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"CAT" is credited to ​coniumer. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"CAT" appears on "skirtblocks" in 2021.

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