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Old News (Hazbin Hotel Abridged Original Soundtrack) Lyrics by Connor Quest!, Freshy Kanal

2025

[Intro: Vox, Valentino]
Where'd he come from?!
Yeah, I thought he left for good~
You know what? He wants to show his face again, let him
Oh, really?~
I'm gonna show him who people really care about now!
[Verse 1: Vox]
Well, It's been years since we last battled
So we're live with the catch up
The anchor of all channels, I'm the guy with the answers!
Velvette will have you cancelled, spread my propaganda!
This deer is in my headlights, so smile for the camera!
[Verse 2: Vox]
Oh wait, you hate that, don't you?
It's been four bars and you're alrеady old news!
We got mobile hands-free control rooms
Call mе out? You still pay at the phone booths!
I built an empire, all families love it
Gadgets published, don't scratch the budget!
You keep that cheap-ass establishment funded?
Got all that baggage, now you handle the luggage!
Keep your eyes on the big screen, nobody missed you, it's impossible to miss me!
My future ambition passed your history
Left in dust, clean sweep, ain't that Niffty?
Vox rides the waves, keep the rapping to me
You'll be the next feast
Down in cannibal street!
Watch you from my tower, as you're chopped to bits
I'm not pulling my punch, these are box office hits!
[Verse 3: Alastor, Adam]
You're the boss who's running town? That's not how I recall things
Spare us from this garish pantomime that you're performing
Desperate for relevance, repetitious and boring
They're screaming, I'm the reason that the 20s were roaring!
Picture the scene, a wannabe troll
Throws a fit like a teen who has lost his control!
Your visual gags look like TikTok ads, screw your silver screen, I'm comedy gold!
To call yourself ringleader feels insincere
Square in a circle, you just don't fit here!
Exposing a hack, we scrap and it
Won't be just your mediocre media show to get axed!
Bet you wish you had a cane like this, but you'll never be able
Back to reality, sever these cables!
Warped personality formed from a fallacy, fake news, you sell and preach fables!
Don't purchase a lie
Here's a deal, I'll offer a word of advice
If the buzz goes straight to your head, then your circuits will fry
And you'll be struck down, like the birds in the sky!
We're not birds- I'm not even in this song!
[Verse 4: Vox, Alastor]
You really think you've still got sway in this town?
Times change, you should've remained underground
Public view is my eye, my ears to the streets
Saw your ratings decline, no one hears your screams!
Modern gets forgotten, But what doesn't is traditional
Sequel simply seldom can live up to the original
We're only singing still, 'cause I'm just so petty
If I was going to lose, I would've done so already!
You're all talk, that's how you save face!
I'm a level above, I'm done playing these games!
I'm locked in the mainframe, gone is your heyday!
See how you walk when I break that cane!
Touch what's mine, you wretched slime
And you'll beg to die for a second time
You know, the Vees would be fine if you stepped aside
Oh, I'm sorry did that hurt your sense of pride?
[Verse 5: Vox, Alastor]
We have the most dangerous clientele!
Vox, is this a rap or a cry for help?
If I needed your outdated methods, I'd fax you!
Play a new tune, cheap shots lose value!
Oh, that's rich, scared I'll scratch your record?
You hang off my coat tails, even with Velvette around, you're a tacky dresser (That's so not true!)
And, for now, don't blow a fuse!
You ancient dinosaur!
Your antique weapons won't work in a cyberwar!
I've got the upper hand now, how's it feel?
Sure hope someone remembered their power bill!
Wait, what? Goddamnit!
Credits
Connor Quest!

Connor Quest!

Freshy Kanal

Freshy Kanal

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