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[Bridge: Paleface]
I had a baby girl that got me drinking / never had a chance to thank her
I had a baby girl that got me thinking / never had a chance to spank her
She called me all sortsa names / including the son of a banker
She played around all sortsa games / here’s the story of the one that sank her
[Verse: Redrama]
You don’t say? / reminds me of this chick Julie
She had it all going for her / lips, hips, booty
Sweet talking ??? cutie
”Sadatay wadatah” like my name was pootie
She swinging her hips / she bringing me drinks
She ask me if I wanna see where she live in a bit
I said: ”cool” / get in the cab / grabbing her ass
We up in the flat / she asked me if I want a nightcap
Sippin’ my drink / thinking this chick is all right
Then the room started spinning like this ain’t all right
Woke up the next morning round three or four
With my car keys, wallet and my weed is gone
[Paleface]
That’s when I break up, wake up naked in my bed room flat
With a little hippie chicken with a mushroom tat
A straight back and a nice lil’ rack
Though I’d bicycle train this model-size lil’ brat
She walked like a sex bomb / talked like an ex-con
Soldier for a father / had four of five step moms
I found out she’s amazingly head strong / she had a foul mouth but a face like a hit song
[Hook]
Three / four / twenty-six
Thirty-four / twenty-six / thirty-six
I don’t need more there’s plenty of tricks
(it’s not her phone number it’s just statistics)
[Verse: Mr. Singh]
I’m a break a story bout this girl named Rita
Biology student and a part time stripper
It seemed that she’s straight / she turned out to be a flippa
A walking time bomb this fine mamacita
She calling my moms / ”Can I borrow some paper”
She calling my dawgs / ”Can you please come get her”
I’m holding my bong, but the water keeps dripping
I’m trying to be strong but then she grabbed my zipper
[Paleface]
Now, she was in fashion / myself a role model
She didn’t need glasses / she drank the whole bottle
Guzzle it down / like no other
But only bubbly now / just like her mother
Now coulda-woulda-shoulda / but never didn’t
She’s the type of girl who’d start a riot in prison
I’m on a mission / some proper ass-kissing
Now she’s undressing / be quiet and listen!
[Hook]
[Verse: Paleface]
First off she explodes when I’m pissing on the curb
A chokehold come close when she’s dissin’ on the herb
”I hate the smell of it, I bet you even smoke it for the hell of it”
Why am I still listening to her?
[Verse: Redrama]
Chick is on my nerves / the shit is absurd
I say god damn / she got my dick in a twirl
I’m sick of this girl / the only reason I’m sticking with her
Her daddy got millions it’s ridiculous, word!
[Mr. Singh]
First she talk about virginity / god and the holy trinity
Being together forever til infinity
Til I heard she was planning on killing me
I was stuck in her / she was stuck in me
Then I got away now I’m rocking free
If you think that the last line is fucking mean
I heard she did the whole damn hockey team
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Conscious Youths

Conscious Youths

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"Vital Statistik" appears on "See Why".

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