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Black Friday (Pre Remix) Lyrics by Cool Calm Pete

Loosies: Remixes and Other Oddities

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Spend that dough before your bread is stale
Backstabbers who sleep on a bed of nails
Hypocrites talk that junk
Hysterical. blaze that skunk
Emotions. You must be high on wifey
She ain't givin' up the goods? Me no likey
Cut the chit chat. Gossip is a gateway drug
Late model bored digital thug
Ya heard, he sold his guns to the enemy
Leader of the free world shot down your cherry tree
Now everyone's so self conscious
Fuck trends. Stay sarcastic, pompous
Grown folks in plastic shoes dance on cue
Watch the egos bruise
I'm the axe with songs of experience
That chop through your everyday delerium
I do caffeine
I got cancer
I got vaccines
I know crack fiends
I got hemorrhoids
I do steroids
I got muscles
Don't like ta hustle
I got the next shit
I got them classics
I got exclusives
So expensive
You know it's worth it
Yeah mommy work it
You got some new tits
You're looking perfect
Take your vitamins, minerals, ions, niacin, Nexium, Xanax, Vallium, Ritalin
Random violence
Two lines of coke
Great recipe, but that's not the antidote
Then what praytell will break this dizzy spell
Sex sells so get it while it's cheap
You're buying sweets to keep 'em off the streets
Saying PSA brush them teeth
Black Friday get it's while it's hot
From the mega-store to the corner of your block
Black Friday
(cop it when it drops)
Off the assembly
(built in sweatshops)
Black Friday, get it while it burns
One-thousand degrees, built over-seas
Panic on the streets of NYC
The USA got ADD
So just do it
Don't leave home without it
Think different
Less fillin'
(I'm bout it, bout it)
Ain't just a liar
Also the president
Beware the stampede of white elephants
(attention shoppers)
Can of worms half-price
Slice of humble pie ain't worth the shelf-life
I'm all in, the sky is fallin'
Bundled with freedom, next to call in
Can you hear me now?
You have just won
Fast life on a sesame bun
GMO's kick artificial flows
Yo what it do? Well, nobody knows
Today's special:
Terrorist diversion
Ignorance
Militants
Bureaucrats
Impotence
The future may cause side-effects
Memory loss, paranoid rejects
I got dizziness, I got nausea, I got grills, I got grills
It needs breath mints, I got refreshments, I got parents who both resent me
I got discharge and my dick's hard, I got blood clots and I can't breath
I got problems, 99 of them, life's a bitch son, yeah I'm a vicitim
Now, read the book kid. Watch the movie
Straight to video
Recycled material
At the swap meet, blood for oil
And ice conspiracy's new low price
Brand new getup. Get up off your ass
Offer valid while supplies last
Super-sized, all-wheel drive
It's alive, yellow number 5!
Credits
Cool Calm Pete

Cool Calm Pete

About “Black Friday (Pre Remix)” by Cool Calm Pete

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