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Buffalophil Lyrics by Cool Cavemen

Funkloric Trip

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This is a song, song about a guy
A guy who sleeps along the long road, this ain't no lie
His name is Buffalo Phil, you know, the guy that I talked about in the previous sentence
And don't worry 'cause this story will become more intense
He's not a cowboy, he's not a redneck
He's just a big fat jerk who wants to sleep and nothin' else
He can't control himself, he's always taking a break
And at Christmas time, he takes a rest, during Jingle Bells
I'm sure you'll think: "What a looser!"
It's true he wears dirty trousers
Don't give him som'ng to keep, or he will fall asleep
Hoïlihoïlihoïli! Hey!
Hooooooooooo
Flim flam bang bang, woola woola check check
Boom boom snick snack, don't you wan't a big mac
Buffalo Phil is so baked
That now he'll take a break
One day Buffalo Phil met a big rock band
And he asked if he could carry all their stuff around
The band was pleased, as a roadie he was hired
But he kept sleeping on the job so he got fired
He's not a cowboy, he's not a redneck
He's just a big fat jerk who wants to sleep and nothing else
He can't control himself, always taking a break
And at Christmas time, he takes a rest, during Jingle Bells
I'm sure you'll think: "What a looser!"
It's true he wears dirty trousers
Don't give him som'ng to keep, or he will fall asleep
Hoïlihoïlihoïli! Hey!
Hooooooooooo
Flim flam bang bang, woola woola check check
Boom boom snick snack, don't you wan't a big mac
Buffalo Phil is so baked
That now he'll take a break
(Huhuhu hahaha)
The Devil came down to France and Buffalo Phil he found
He said "I've come to take with me the laziest man around"
Phil then said "Before you take me, you should think well
‘Cause I'm so careless nobody will get me to work in Hell!"
(Hahahaha)
Devil was so dumbfounded by the poise of his take
He thought "I might leave this one behind just for my own sake"
He disappeared and left us only with this tale of how
Good ol' Phil is in Heaven and a pain in God's ass now
I'm sure you'll think: "What a looser!"
It's true he wears dirty trousers
Don't give him som'ng to keep, or he will fall asleep
Flim flam bang bang, woola woola check check
Boom boom snick snack, don't you wan't a big mac
I'm sure he's a cowboy now, listen to what I say
For the glory of God he puts a Stetson although he prays
He's got hair like Jesus, ooooh yeah!
And wears leather when he walks along the Way
I'm sure he's a cowboy now, listen to what I say
For the glory of God he puts a Stetson although he prays
He's got hair like Jesus, ooooh yeah!
And wears leather when he walks along the Way
I'm sure he's a cowboy now, listen to what I say
For the glory of God he puts a Stetson although he prays
He's got hair like Jesus, ooooh yeah!
And wears leather when he walks along the Way
I'm sure he's a cowboy now, listen to what I say
For the glory of God he puts a Stetson although he prays
He's got hair like Jesus, ooooh yeah!
And wears leather when he walks along the Way
I'm sure he's a cowboy now, listen to what I say
For the glory of God he puts a Stetson although he prays
He's got hair like Jesus, ooooh yeah!
And wears leather when he walks along the Way…
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Cool Cavemen

Cool Cavemen

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