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Salmonella Lyrics by Cool Productions

Todgers

2019

[Verse 1: Luke Mercurio]
Man I'll tell you what. I eat faster than a lambo
Chomp so quick ill be on a chat show
Feasting on beans when I’m winning at bingo, or
Dipping in quac when I’m grinding on Halo
Yeah, I have quite an appetite
If the food come raw, I think we gon have a fight
Monday to Sunday, I’m with ur girl at midnight
Havin a bite on, angel delight
How have you done my eggs? Poached or scrambled
I should slap you twice from the way its been handled
How do you mess it up, are you just heavy handed?
It sounded in the kitchen that the eggs were being blended
Oh, damn, my tummy is aching
This time for real, I ain't faking
I think its from the meat, I be taking
On my momma doe, stop that baking
[Chorus 1: Callum Bates]
The look, that you give me, when you eat my scones makes me feel warm inside
I think you give me salmonella
The fact, that you love, garlic bread like I do fills my heart with joy and love
I think you give me salmonella
[Verse 2: Arthur French]
1, 2, 3, you can’t stop me
From making my favourite homemade tea
With a side of toast and some pasta and brie
But no apple juice cause it looks like pee
Im not really sure why I rap about food
But I know for a fact that the people in the hood Knows the
Likelihood, that im probably in the mood
For Katsu or korma - they should both get a knighthood
Come over here and give me that chilli
You know that stuff, makes me silly but
When I eat, I sit by the tele
Whats for pudding? Probably some jelly
Oh, damn, Im feeling ill (Yuck)
This time for real, Im outta luck
I think salmonella, has just struck
On my momma doe – that just sucks
[Chorus 2: Callum Bates]
The look, that you give me, when you eat carbonara makes me feel warm inside
I think you give me salmonella
The fact, that you love, mac and cheese like I do fills my heart with joy and love
I think you give me salmonella
All this time I’ve been searching for someone to
Share their sauce sachet, when ive got no spice in my pot noodles
Come an eat the world with me
With a bag full of cheese
Now would you come with me and get salmonella would you please, now come on m’lady
[Verse 3: Aidan Train]
Smother my roast with a bucket full of gravy
While you’re at it put on the turkey
If you could that would be very handy
After dinner I hope there’s some candy
If you got those snack-a-jacks come to my location
You got me upright, standing with attention
My love for those crisps has turned into obsession
They’re your five a day; no need for variation
Meet me in the shop, ill be buying pork chops
For our massive feast, I was thinking co-op?
I'm feeling kinda peckish could you pick me up some gumdrops
I'll stay at home and cook us up a hot pot
Dean Cuthbirt always making a mess
He never leaves the kitchen, spotless
This tune boutta, be a success
You have just witnessed, our finesse
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Cool Productions

Cool Productions

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"Salmonella" appears on "Todgers" in 2019.

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