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Seltzer Lyrics by Cooler

Phantom Phuzz

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[Verse 1]
I love the hiss and the crack
I'll take the ice cold liquid down
I get those watery eyes
I love the cranberry lime

[Verse 2]
I need to quench my thirst
To feel the carbonation immersed [?]
I need to quench that thirst
'Cause I'm expecting the worst

[Chorus]
And all the second hand smoke is burning up my throat
I feel the nausea setting in
I need a drink with zero calories
I need to keep my body thin

[Instrumental]

[Chorus]
You know the second hand smoke is burning up my throat
I feel the nausea setting in
I need a drink with zero calories
I need to keep my body thin

[Verse 3]
There's no headache when I wake up
There's no drug induced state
With sublimity for [?] everything
At least I tell myself it is

[Outro]
Goddamn, I need a seltzer
I need a seltzer
Goddamn, I need a seltzer
I need a seltzer
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About “Seltzer” by Cooler

Read the complete lyrics to "Seltzer" by Cooler from the album "Phantom Phuzz". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock.

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"Seltzer" is credited to Cooler. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Seltzer" appears on "Phantom Phuzz".

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