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Ugly Bitches (LP Version) [Explicit] Lyrics by Coolio

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A bitch is a bitch and we all know
That a ho is a ho wit a toe-up slut so
If you're gotta have em, might as well be a fine one
But it seems that some niggas can't seem to find one
So they go and get a bitch that's lookin like Trixie
And Hekkyl & Jekkyl wit some saggy ass titties
A big fat flagrant hoodrat hooker
And the nigga got the nerve to pretend she's a hooker
Sportin that down from your arm like a Simpson
Talk about bitches that you wish you was pimpin
Come around the homies and you swear that she's playin
But everytime I see her, you're beggin
Go get you a girl that got somethin goin
Get rid of that bitch that's lookin like a dragon
Now you wanna fight cos you're baggin on your Mrs
But that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches

When I was young I used to have fun
Fuckin with ugly bitches
But now that I'm grown I leave em alone
Cos I went from rags to riches

They say 'beauty is skin deep' but goddamn weeded bitch
Look like buckwheat mixed with opi
Toe up, toe up, straight from the floor
And her bad ass breath is about to make me throw up
Niggas started dissin and you blamed it on the gin
But the very next day you was with the bitch again
Now your ass is gettin clowned like Bozo
But that's what you get for fuckin with that ugly ho
I don't know what possessed you, nigga
Stand that hooker in front of a trigger
Spendin your time with a big goony-goo-goo
To niggas like you I gotta say "Choo choo"
Dig a ditch down in desperation
Send that monster on a permanent vacation
The girl is chop-top, but you don't listen
Cos some niggas like fuckin with ugly bitches

When I was young I used to have fun
Fuckin with ugly bitches
But now that I'm grown I leave em alone
Cos I went from rags to riches

Aw shit, there go my nigga pretendin he don't see me
Talkin with a bitch that look like a flea G
Holdin her hand as he walks thru the plaza
I try to play it off but I couldn't hold my laughter
The girl is done so take her ass off the oven
Put her on a BOOM and send her back to the covent
Cookin up a plan in a big, black cauldron
And the dumb ass nigga don't know that he's fallin
Into a trap cos now the whore is pregnant
9 months later and she's squirted on an insect
He don't wanna claim it, she went and got a test
Now he's sendin child support in a big fat cheque
My nigga got depressed and he started drinkin liquor
One night he got drunk, went to her house and killed her
Riches to rags and rags to riches
But that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches

When I was young I used to have fun
Fuckin with ugly bitches
It seems that it's sad for this pussy I had
Came from some ugly bitches
When I was young I used to have fun
Fuckin with ugly bitches
It seems kinda sad cos this pussy I had
Came from some ugly bitches

So you mean to tell me you fuckin with a bald-headed, ol' fat, lumpy
Droopy, crack baby look-a-like, cisco drinkin, loud, ignorant, fucked-up
Teeth, stank hoodrat, won't down, once-a-month bleedin, butthead swap-meet
AFDC, leaned-over tennis shoe, cigarette butt baggin bitch? Nigga what's
Wrong wit you?
(That's alright. She take care of a nigga though, that's all I know nigga
That's OK yeah, that's OK nigga)
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Coolio

Coolio

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