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Stoner Lyrics by Coops

2017

[Verse 1]
They thought i was just another stoner
Til i whacked up my diploma
A degree and a couple of coronas
Just another Casanova til it was over
Now I'm a loner spray cologne up
Find a bitch to sit on my boner
Then i bone her

[Verse 2]
Hardly sober so far I'm living below par
I still ain't put a hole in one
A holy one i know Jah
I roll mine now do you smell the aroma when i roll by
Keep my shit on the lo-fi while cooking up the dope I

[Chorus]
I bet they think I'm just another stoner
Roll my weed when you come over
Do an impression of Yoda
Find some Rizzla in my sofa
Probably trying' to teach you yoga
In my bedroom there's a grow on
And I'm gonna end up in a Coma

[Verse 3]
I bet they think I'm just another addict
That can't ever kick the habit
That i'd rather shoot or stab it
A rumour-eal panic spreading around the planet
I don't understand it
I just tell the people follow me and watch the cameras pan it

[Verse 4]
[?] that the fan hits
So remove my bandies
And no time for handing pamphlets when they start the antics
Until then somebody show me where the fuck the dank is
Been floating trying to find Atlantis since I heard they sank it

[Chorus x 2]
I bet they think I'm just another stoner
Roll my weed when you come over
Do an impression of Yoda
Find some Rizzla in my sofa
Probably trying' to teach you yoga
In my bedroom there's a grow on
And I'm gonna end up in a Coma

[Outro]
Yeah I'm gonna end up in a comma
Yeah marijuana coma baby
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