[HONORÉ] Look at all the captivating Fascinating things there are to do [GASTON, spoken] Name two [HONORÉ] Look at all the pleasures All the myriad of treasures we have got [GASTON, spoken] Like what? [HONORÉ] Look at Paris in the spring When each solitary thing Is more beautiful than ever before You can hear every tree Almost saying, "Look at me!" [GASTON, spoken] What color are the trees? [HONORÉ, spoken] Green [GASTON, spoken] What color were they last year? [HONORÉ, spoken] Green [GASTON, spoken] And next year? [HONORE, spoken] Green [GASTON] It's a bore But now marvel at the power Of the mighty Eiffel Tower Knowing there it will remain evermore Climbing up to the sky Over ninety stories high [HONORÉ, spoken] How many stories? [GASTON, spoken] Ninety [HONORÉ, spoken] What does it matter? [GASTON, spoken] It's stunning! [HONORÉ, spoken] If you say so [GASTON] It's no bore [HONORÉ] Now the Seine [GASTON] All it can do is flow [HONORÉ] But think of wine [GASTON] It's red or white [HONORÉ] But think of girls [GASTON] It's either yes or no And if it's no or if it's yes It simply couldn't matter less [HONORÉ, spoken] Gaston! [GASTON] It's the same dull world wherever you go Whatever place you are at [GASTON, spoken] The earth is round But everything on it is flat [HONORÉ, spoken] Uh huh [HONORÉ] Don't tell me Venice has no lure? [GASTON] It's a town that needs a sewer The Leaning Tower I adore [HONORÉ] Engineering is a bore Think of a race With your horse in seventh place Then he suddenly begins And he catches up and wins With a roar! [GASTON] What a bore [HONORÉ] Then think of lunch beneath the trees [GASTON] You'll excuse me, if you please [HONORÉ] You mean you don't want to come? [GASTON] The thought of lunch leaves me numb [HONORÉ] But I implore [GASTON, spoken] Oh no, Uncle [HONORÉ, spoken] Oh, Gaston [GASTON & HONORÉ] It's a bore! (It's not a bore!)
Read the complete lyrics to "It’s a Bore" by Howard McGillin, Corey Cott from the album "Gigi (New Broadway Cast Recording)" in 2015. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Broadway, Musicals, Pop.
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