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Kate Was ’Ere Lyrics by Cosmo Jarvis

Humasyouhitch / Sonofabitch

2009

[Verse]
This is not a stalker's anthem like that pirate hat you wear
Let's just dress like girls and we could put chewing gum in our hair
Send me messages all day and I will read them
She's a sweaty pirate chick, let's puke again
[Chorus]
Kate was here and I like how she talks
[Verse]
Let's go steal some sheep from a sheep shop somewhere
We could build an army but we'd let them keep their hair
She's not a girly though I do not know her too good
We talk on the internet, damn straight I would
[Chorus]
Kate was here and I like how she talks
[Verse]
If you wanna make a movie in my bedroom
I will bring some tights and make-up
Spitting at a half-moon
She's still hot when she is trying to beatbox so drunk
Dancing like a stoned mouse
Best thought I thunk
[Chorus]
Kate was here and I like how she talks
[Bridge]
All my friends have gone away
Because they're all in serious relationships
Even though that they're only 17
I'd like to be a pirate
Or a stripper or a jedi
And I've come to the conclusion that all girls are mean
Except for all the ones on TV
'Cause I'd gladly let them eat me all night long
Something's wrong with you!
[Chorus]
Kate was here and I like how she talks
(That's a fucking fact)
Kate was here and I like how she talks
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Cosmo Jarvis

Cosmo Jarvis

About “Kate Was ’Ere” by Cosmo Jarvis

Read the complete lyrics to "Kate Was ’Ere" by Cosmo Jarvis from the album "Humasyouhitch / Sonofabitch" in 2009. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Alternative Rock, Indie Rock, Rock.

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"Kate Was ’Ere" is credited to Cosmo Jarvis. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Kate Was ’Ere" appears on "Humasyouhitch / Sonofabitch" in 2009.

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