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Golden Apples Lyrics by Country Teasers

Destroy All Human Life

1999

[Verse]
Ritchie is so wee
That he almost can't be seen
Eck is tall and skinny
Like a string of runner beans
Simon can't walk properly
He has trays instead of feet
And Alan's nose is long and hooked
Like Jean-Luc's long hooked beak
But I am the perfect image of mankind
Made by God to remind him of his son
My back is straight like a straight white line
Golden apples issue from the hole in my bum

About “Golden Apples” by Country Teasers

Read the complete lyrics to "Golden Apples" by Country Teasers from the album "Destroy All Human Life" in 1999. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Country.

"Golden Apples" is performed by Country Teasers. from the album "Destroy All Human Life" in 1999 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Golden Apples", explore more songs by Country Teasers using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Golden Apples" is credited to Country Teasers. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Golden Apples" appears on "Destroy All Human Life" in 1999.

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