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Mistletoe Bikini Lyrics by Courtney Stodden

2016

[Intro]
Hey, it's Courtney Cane
And I've been a very bad girl all year
[Verse 1]
Dear Santa, this is gonna sound crazy
I've had a crush on you all year, don't hate me
I don't want a doll or a shiny new bike
I just wanna huff on your pipe all night
Come and slay me
With your jingle bells, baby
[Chorus]
So, kiss me under my mistletoe bikini
Tastes so sweet, like a candy cane martini
Lock me up with your cinnamon tongue
Don't stop, Santa, here I come
Kiss me
(Crack the whip, daddy)
Kiss me
(I really need it badly)
Kiss me
(Get a little naughty)
Come open me up and see
[Verse 2]
Dear Santa, last night was amazing
The way you slid into my DMs had me melting
And when you came over with your bag of tricks
I really liked the taste of your peppermint stick
Call me, maybe
After tonight, baby
[Chorus]
So, kiss me under my mistletoe bikini
Tastes so sweet, like a candy cane martini
Lock me up with your cinnamon tongue
Don't stop, Santa, here I come
Kiss me
(Crack the whip, daddy)
Kiss me
(I really need it badly)
Kiss me
(Get a little naughty)
Come open me up and see
[Bridge]
You've reached Santa's voicemail. Leave a message!
Hey, Santa? It's Courtney. Is Mrs. Claus there? Look, I know you're fat and all, but you can slide down my chimney any time. Oh, and by the way? You're steady as fuck!
[Chorus]
So, kiss me under my mistletoe bikini
Tastes so sweet, like a candy cane martini
Lock me up with your cinnamon tongue
Don't stop, Santa, here I come
Kiss me
(Crack the whip, daddy)
Kiss me
(I really need it badly)
Kiss me
(Get a little naughty)
Come open me up and see
[Chorus]
Kiss me under my mistletoe bikini
Tastes so sweet, like a candy cane martini
Lock me up with your cinnamon tongue
Don't stop, Santa, here I come
Kiss me
(Crack the whip, daddy)
Kiss me
(I really need it badly)
Kiss me
(Get a little naughty)
Come open me up and see
Credits
Courtney Stodden

Courtney Stodden

About “Mistletoe Bikini” by Courtney Stodden

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