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Simp Alarm Lyrics by CP Tridents

No Chromo

2020

(Hook: CP Block)
Ayy
I don't know, but I think that he is a simp
He beats off to pokemane with his little dick
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care what you say
But you'll never ever ever get a fucking bae
Oh my god, you got no charm,oh my god, you got no dick no harm
I just turn on my fucking simp alarm
I don't understand, why i keep doing this
Ayy, Ayy, Ayy
(Verse 1: CP Ghoul)
What's that? Its the trail sensor bomb
Try to use a player on the horny pong
I see you little Jimmy, exercising your arms
Quit yanking your yard, come over here
Come be cool with us
We got nuts to bust
Spending all your money on an OnlyFans page
What happened to the fanboy, werе in a dick cage
(Hook: CP Block)
Ayy
I don't know, but I think that he is a simp
He bеats off to pokemane with his little dick
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care what you say
But you'll never ever ever get a fucking bae
Oh my god, you got no charm,oh my god, you got no dick no harm
I just turn on my fucking simp alarm
I don't understand, why i keep doing this
Ayy, Ayy, Ayy
(Verse 2: CP RIP)
Simp Alert, Simp Alert!
Do white woods jercking off
That's a faster way for your dick to fall off
Give up on your luck
There is one word, for your ass on your face
Give up, you're a big disgrace
Keep going, you are going to jail
She's five years old
Been told she was a kid, case closed
(Hook: CP Block)
Ayy
I don't know, but I think that he is a simp
He beats off to pokemane with his little dick
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care what you say
But you'll never ever ever get a fucking bae
Oh my god, you got no charm,oh my god, you got no dick no harm
I just turn on my fucking simp alarm
I don't understand, why i keep doing this
Ayy, Ayy, Ayy
(Verse 3: CP Blobk)
Just wait we the police to people that try to simp for a bitch, you know we got you
Ayy!
This needs to stop
And I know you can't help but beat off your cock
But simping ain't gonna get you laid
Take it from me, or RIP, cause he is gay
Ayy, Ayy
And maybe, you can get a bae
Ayy!
Credits
CP Tridents

CP Tridents

About “Simp Alarm” by CP Tridents

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"Simp Alarm" appears on "No Chromo" in 2020.

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