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Cheese Janice Lyrics by DJ Chris, Cracker Crow

Prescribed Fortune

2024

[Intro: DJ Chris, Male Crowd, Female Crowd]
Cheese Janice!!
Hey guys, yep, it’s another uhh (Yeah!! Get em’ DJ Chris!) (I love you!)
Song, by DJ Chris! (Woo! Yeah, Yeah!) (I love you DJ Chris!)
Today, it’s Cheese Janice (Yeah! Get em’ man!) (Wha- Fuck Cheese Janice!)
Yeah, she knows who she is (Yeah! Cracker Crow!) (Yeah I- Yea)
I’m gonna be joined with Cracker Crow (Cracker Crow!)
And Mexican (Who?) (I- I don’t know who that guy is.)
Let’s go DJ Chris gang! (Wait, who’s tha-)
[Verse 1: DJ Chris]
Hey, Cheese Janice
Yep, I’m calling you right now girl
Umm, I just wanted to talk about something
I might have sent a hitman to come kill you
Cause’ you thrеw that plate at my dad
Now, it might have been like $1200
And I didn’t rеally mean to do it
Even though I did
But just watch out for this kinda tall guy
He’s gonna shoot you, and you’re gonna die
Yeah, yeah, I kno- Yeah I know girl
No- No, no you’re not gonna survive the bullet
Janice you’re not actually made of cheese
No, are you stu-
No
Oh, there’s also this other guy, he’s, he’s uhh, he’s-
He’s Mexican
[Verse 2: Mexican]
I'm the king of this shit
Find yo ass and mag dump on your lip
Got Johnny dang on my fit
Might as well split, my body fully equipped
Fuck you Janice, this for my momma
Do a drive-by in my grandma’s honda
Hotboxin’ this shit, feels like a sauna
Standing on your grave, bustin’ the conga
My bad bitch built like a barbie
You just fugly looking like dobby
She got ass make me speak Punjabi
Just signed your death wish, do you copy?
Your nothing but a cheesy poser
I’m so drunk, cero weeks sober
Killing you will give me closure
(Closure? I hardly know her!)
(Crashing sound)
[Verse 3: Cracker Crow]
Get out the door, bitch you ain’t important
They callin’ me crow, cuz I be extorting
All of these hoes, they get to torchin’
Come at me bro, I’ll kick the door in
There it goes, got yo head across the reticle
Letting go, Janice you so pathetical
Bullet flows, body drops to the pedestal
Heretical, but my task is antithetical
Im sorry, Cheese Janice, I had to make you vanish
A sniper with his hit, is a wound with no bandage
I collided with this shit, I was chose as this candidate
They handed me a gun, and death? They demanded it
[Outro: DJ Chris]
Good job getting the job done
Next target, Nolan Richard Murray
Make sure to make no mistakes, and kill him fast
No raps this time
I really mean it!
I’m not- I’m not kidding
I- I really hate when you do this
I just told you to kill them!
(Fucking, stupid, rappers.)
Credits
DJ Chris

DJ Chris

Cracker Crow

Cracker Crow

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