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Anti-Gravity Pants Lyrics by Craig Hawes

The Amazing Adventures of Superstan

2016

[Intro: Unknown]
Fantastic elastic! x4
[Verse 1: All]
We've made some special clothes
With secret no one knows!
Won't fade or fray or fester
Woven from the finest polyester
From here to Chinatown
Your feet won't touch the ground!
These undies won't come down!
Fantastic Elastic; Anti-Gravity Pants
[Bridge: Max Volume and Sunny Day]
Max: Stanley’s modelling the latest in anti-gravitational fashion!
Doesn’t he look gorgeous, Sunny?
Sunny: Oh, divine, Max!
That classic design makes them this season’s must-have Superhero accessory!
[Verse 2: All]
Old Newton bumped his head
But now his theory's dead!
These pants will shock the nation
You can fly defying gravitation!
From here to Chinatown
Your feet won't touch the ground!
These undies won't come down!
Fantastic Elastic; Anti-Gravity Pants
(Fantastic Elastic!)
Folk down there, we'll point and stare
Overhead in your underwear!
They'll look like tiny ants
When you're flying by the seat of your pants!
Take fashion to new heights
With pants outside your tights!
So stylish, so iconic
Wearing underwear that's supersonic
From here to Chinatown
Your feet won't touch the ground!
These undies won't come down!
Fantastic Elastic; Anti-Gravity Pants
[Verse 3:]
Folk down there, we'll point and stare
Overhead in your underwear!
They'll look like tiny ants
When you're flying by the seat of your pants!
We've made some special clothes
With secret no one knows!
Won't fade or fray or fester
Woven from the finest polyester
From here to Chinatown
Your feet won't touch the ground!
These undies won't come down!
Fantastic Elastic; Anti-Gravity Pants
(Fantastic Elastic!) (x4)
Anti-Gravity Pants. (x3)
[Outro: Grandma and All]
All: *Gasp*
Grandma: Ooh, I must remember to sew that hole up!
All: Anti-Gravity Pants!
(Yeah!)
Credits
Craig Hawes

Craig Hawes

About “Anti-Gravity Pants” by Craig Hawes

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"Anti-Gravity Pants" appears on "The Amazing Adventures of Superstan" in 2016.

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