[Part 1: Weed]
[Intro]
Mhm, hahahahaha
[Verse]
I'm puffin' on this gas, I gotta hit
My weed so loud, I nicknamed it Tasha Smith
They kicked me out the bank, 'cause I smell like dank
I get high and fly, I don't need to drive and drink
Gelato got me floating with the beady eyes
My pupils looking tighter than Jenni' Meyer's
Hahahaha
I'm on this reef', ooh, we should order pizza
Yeah, hahaha
[Part 2: Cocaine]
[Intro]
Woo!
Turn me up a notch, I'm high
Turn me up a notch, I'm high
Turn me up a notch, I'm high
Nigga!
[Verse]
I'm kicking off Columbian
I boarded from Columbia
Not the country, but the district
Tap it 'till America
Pull up in the skrrt
Hop out with the yay-eh
Hit you with the flacka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka 'til you eh-eh
Ooh-ooh, aah-aah
I disrespect your house
I'm jumping on your furniture
Fuck yo' couch!
I can't feel my face
I'm snorting a lot of bam
When that drip hit my throat
It turns me into Macho Man
Wow, yeah, freak out, woo
[Part 3: Percocet]
*staring silence*
[Part 4: Lean]
[Intro]
Yeah
[Verse]
I'm a double cup, promethazine fiend
I even pour lean inside my green beans
Purple drank in my Sprite, Codeine feelin'-feelin' nice
Whippin' on the wood grain, car leaning to the r—
R-RIP to DJ Screw, I'm drinkin' on the Sprite, still
*slurp*, my blood type is NyQuil
You see me grabbin' ice, spending my own business
What's my favorite beverage? It's a cup of Grimace
[Part 5: Crack]
[Verse]
I wanna rock right now
I love base and I want me a pound
I got thing I can sell you for cheap
Look at this transmission I found
I sell it to you for 12 dollars
And I throw in a Betamax
I don't know what Whitney was saying
Crack is cheap, but it ain't not whack
When I'm on the dope cut and I'm strollin'
Tryna see who got me, what's smokin'?
12 o'clock, they whip out them testers
I came back when the store was open
My girlfriend was a prime fiend
Got no teeth and not that good lookin'
This is what they call "The People's Drug"
'Cause you can smell what The Rock is cookin', ooh
[Part 6: Heroin]
*Heroin high*
[Part 7: Alcohol]
[Verse]
Hold on, hold on, hold on, wait
I'm not as think as you drunk I am
And I only care if you say I care
'Cause you don't even care about me, for real
And I know this is how you feel, so go to hell
'Cause you don't even understand, man
I love you, man
You the realest one I know
Why is we beefin'?
We supposed to be bros
[Part 8: Caffeine]
[Verse]
Okay, okay, I'm up, I'm up
All I need is my caffeine
Hit Starbucks for a mocha latte
Look at my watch, it's 9:15
Drive to my office, V4 Court
Turn in my TPS reports
Go to the courthouse, pay my ticket
Then back to my work to help support
After work I'm hittin' the gym
After the gym I pick up my kids
Do their homework, watch some Disney
Give 'em a bath and put 'em to bed
Don't need dinner, just need my coffee
Need my beans and need my money
Can't believe I did all that
I look at my watch and it's 9:20
[Outro]
Ain't no way I did all that in 5 minutes
Wait a minute, whose kids did I pick up?
[Part 9: Fentanyl]
*died*
[Part 10: Acid]
[Verse]
Yo, I just took some acid
And I hope it's not a bad trip
It's like everything's connected, made from the same
It's just something I can feel, but i can't explain
The textures in this dimension, it's so neat
Imma change my rap name to Run-DMT
'Cause I'm psychedelic, vibe and write a thousand albums
I play guitar like a god off the psilocybin
[Part 11: Lean]
[Intro]
Yeah, uh
[Verse]
I just dropped a molly in my Hennessy
She gettin' naked of this metamphetamine
Poppin' these designer drugs and I'm on that loud
This shit got my heart beatin', racin', Noah Lyles
Animaniacs on my pill and I love that
Now I'm out here, rollin' like a hub cab
You want a pill? Yes, I will, na-na-na-na-na-na
I just popped a Batman, na-na-na-na-na-na
[Part 12: Sugar]
[Verse]
I need a pound of sugar in my sweet tea
I like to call it "Ice Diabetes"
Candies, cookies, pies
Yogurt, pudding, cakes
I crumble up KitKats in my milkshakes
Little Debbie, Big Deborah in my kitchen cabinet
Chocolate covered Luther Burgers, I just gotta have it
You better put respect on my sweet tooth
I kicked her out in traffic when she told me "Eat fruit"
