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Slow Poke Lyrics by Crashington

1886 greatist hits

2023

[Intro]
Hoo hoo hoo huhuhuhuhu
[Verse 1]
All boys know, when i'm on the block
Give 'em a go, suck on their cock
Give 'em a blow, give 'em a job
Give 'em that good white snow on their knob
Their feelings are low, i make them go top
Once i've started though, i just cannot stop
Lickin' their willy, make 'em feel silly
Then my tongue on their toe, restart the clock (wooooooooooo)
Whats he gonna do now, i bit his penis
White shit all over me, feeling like jesus
I mean shit was nice, but i also mean his
Std on me finna get me mеasles
His cock's covered in my tooth crеases
I, asked and he said his niece is
5, so i'm off to beat this
Child, show her my willy, say eat this
Wikifeet gave me an A star star
I've sucked toes from near and far
See a small boy, throw him in my car
Bend him over and i fuck his arse
Don't take my shit, i'm up for a spar
I've fucked your toaster and grandpa
His cock's like a metal bar
Stole a child with him on the underpass
[Interlude]
(INGERLAND!!!)
[Verse 2]
Fuck my arse that's covered in shit
If you want you can lick it
I once shat on your mum's left tit
And she savoured every single bit
He tastes my hair but not my nits
Then i fuck him with hard hits
Then i throw him in a pit
With some tar then make it lit
I'm trans my name is Avery
My dick abolished like slavery
I got a medal for bravery
I have a cancer, pray for me (henny)
I got force like cronin
I need a boy to put bone in
My g is called ronan
I got anthony groanin' (the n word)
I got my son disowning (yuh)
I got owen foaming at the mouth
You are from the south (wyoming)
You motherfucking cottonmouth
Chew on my balls
I promise they dont taste like beef stew
Im gonna break through
Into your house
You ain't got no spouse
Oh no, oh fiddlesticks
I have sex with little kids
I like dick not clitoris
Cum i'm in the thick of it (ay, yeah)
Slap a boy that's hit or miss (what? what?)
He's like jesus i'm like crucifix
He's seventy six
I got loads of syphilis
My dick hella itchy bitch
Your dad gonna get flirty
I'll pop a penis, pervy
Ay, dick don't die like dirty
I got std like scurvy (arrrgh)
I got more moolah than you
Dont chat to me i'll bang you
Like punch you up, won't spank you
I got a cold like achoo
Im gonna die like yahoo
Im gonna blow anthonys back out
Anthony's cock (cock) is not tall
I put his tongue on my nostril
Sucking his dick on my tonsils
I got him quivering, not still
I put my dick in his penis
I put my tongue in his semen
I got white on me like jesus
Got a worm on me like grealish
I'm so hot you'll die like venus
My rizz with boys is unbeaten
You think i got telekinesis
I got STDs like measles
Anthony's mine please stop dreamin'
6AM my dick's at zenith
My tip is so high like a hat (Edith, i love anthony a lot)
All of my rhymes got deep meaning
My bitch is old like lyme regis
My bitch is old she called beatrice
Gave her a child, was like 'keep this'
I hope they don't ever see this
[Outro]
Yeah, mhm, yeah, aight, dickhead fam, yeah, ay, yeah, aah, m, MH!, yeah, mm, mhm?, mhm., yeah, mmmmmhm (yeah yeah)
Aaaaa
Credits
Crashington

Crashington

About “Slow Poke” by Crashington

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