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Garfield Lyrics by CRIMEAPPLE

Jaguar on Palisade

2020

[Intro]
Woah (Woo), woah (Ay papa)
Came a long way, man (Aye yai yai)
[?]
Aha

[Verse 1]
Yo, we only put out the fire shit (Woah)
Got my wallet all kinda dipped, don't try this shit
Your body is slippin' and the tires spin (Err)
Since you wanted to know what time it is
Although the road is rough and my tires is thin
I still remain biased, my friends
'Cause miss Sánchez had an Accord that caught a flat and chose to sell it (Woah)
To invest that into mob goals, it's like God took off the blindfold (Amen)
And eversince I been gettin' paid with my eyes closed (Brrt, bing)
For stayin' defiant to those complacent naysayer who try to provoke
Now I might slide away on a boat (Adios), we need a acapella
I need the mozzarella and the provolone, they ain't no pro bono with flow (No)
Ain't no A&R that's treatin' me like a ho (No)
Ain't no management, ain't no publicist I paid, to let you know, it's just me at the stove
Trust me, that's a go (Woah), I brought it back hard every time, slime
From Anaheim to Milan to Hong Kong, [?]

[Interlude]
Fine wines
Let's go say somethin' 'bout fine wine
Mm-mm
Felt obvious (Woah)
What the fuck though?
Dude drink a lot of fine wine these days, you heard? (Champagne)
Woah

[Verse 2]
Feeling like I'm some kind of high-end designer
This shit ain't for everybody, papa
Look at yo', I go eso ere marca
No me compares, guno rapero que no se lava el culo (Woah)
Before I be a bum, I cop the crudo, have a block of loot and you only droppin' music
I had to be an opportunist, but not enough to switch up what I was doin'
I didn't dickride or join any popular movements without any financial improvements
Regardless I still counted substantial amount of the blue shit (Fuck outta here)
Hard to see who's who and this shit got me wonderin' who I'm cool with (Woah)
Still with some of the roadmen that I copped food with (Still)
Ain't been bougie with it, and still, touch one of mine and one of yours'll drop tulips
I still take and pull out the mallet, hide the Luger in your Civic
To be specific, your pants might be fitted and still fit the shit to bring a end to your millennium mental

[Interlude 2]
Adios

[Verse 3]
The pendulum swingin', you get bent like a wing as I spin off a miss thing
In the Bahamas, blowin' scama, me and her vagina is like Garfield and lasagna
Feelin' like I'm some kind of high-end designer
Here's a casualty
How good is the science if you ain't valid mathematically?
You be cappin' like you havin' G's but lookin' like you hardly eat (Oh)
Turn around and you starve, rappin' like you Robin Leach
Probably got more in common with the common thief than John Gotti, please
Not in the least could you, woo

[Outro]
(Ay), woo (Que lo, lord)
Woah

[Interlude 3]
I want you and that young man to tie that knot, I'ma pray for you
And I want you to hold on to God's unchangin' hand-ah
'Cause you help Joshua fight the the Battle of Jericho, yes-ah
And help Daniel get out the lion's den-ah
And help Yagan get off the island-ah
Credits
CRIMEAPPLE

CRIMEAPPLE

About “Garfield” by CRIMEAPPLE

Read the complete lyrics to "Garfield" by CRIMEAPPLE from the album "Jaguar on Palisade" in 2020. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"Garfield" is credited to CRIMEAPPLE. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Garfield" appears on "Jaguar on Palisade" in 2020.

Visit the CRIMEAPPLE artist page at /artist/crimeapple for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

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