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Ronaldo Quits Man United! (PSG? Chelsea? Man City? Bayern? Salford?) Lyrics by Cristiano Ronaldo

2022

You want to talk to me?
The last time I played in the Europa League I was 17. And it won’t happen again. I quit! Siuu!
Do I attract you?
It’s a "No, thank you"
We’ve got a #9
Look at this shirty!
You’re way over thirty
And it’s not what we like
Lies...
We could be awesome!
What a foursome!
We would lift this thing high!
So why don’t you sign me?
Security!
You’re making me cry!
I have scored more goals than Pele...
Hmm...
All of your strikers are bad
True!
I hope he means Romelu
Why not try a little Ronny?
Hmm...
Go on! I’ll let you touch my abs...
Really?!
Siuu!!!
I could be Red! No!
I could bе Blue! No!
I think you broke my eyеs!
I could be Barca!
Or Madridista!
Thursday nights?
I’d rather die!
No "I" in team!
Bin off Lewy!
Think how many I’d score!
Why don’t you sign me?
You’re nearly 90
Fine, I’ll walk out this door!
I know you’re still there Cristiano...
No I’m not. I’ve gone! I’m just throwing my voice...
How can I help thee? How can I help thee?
Tell me what do you think?
Hello there matey, sign for me maybe?
Everton?! Are you on the drink?
Sign for the Saudis!
BTec Piemonte!
I’m not Michael Owen!
Should I bend over?
Anything goes here!
I’m definitely going!
I have scored more goals than Messi
Hmm...
All of your strikers are bad
True
I hope he means De Jong
Why not try a little Ronny?
Hmm...
Go on! I’ll let you touch my abs!
Really?!
Could you be Red? No!
Could you be blue? No!
Somebody bleach out my eyes!
Please don’t be Barca
Join AS Roma!
Or I’ll poke you in the eye!
No Z in team!
Bin off the beak!
I’m guaranteed Ballon d’Or!
Why don’t you sign me?
The fans would lynch me
Fine, I’ll walk out this door!
Could I be red? Nein!
Or black and blue? No!
10 mill for breaking his eyes
I could be Barca!
I’ll break your curse! Ja?
And check out my thighs!
Be in my team!
The Europa League...
Messi’s not won that before
Why not sign for me?
Old Man Old Lady
I’ll run out this door!
And I won’t be standing outside waiting for you!
Shit!
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Cristiano Ronaldo

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