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Art Bitch Lyrics by CSS

Cansei de Ser Sexy

2005

[Intro]
Porno

[Verse 1]
My art is called "egocentric soft porno"
Or maybe it's just narcisism
My one and only subject goes
From something like anything but "me-ism"

[Verse 2]
Wouldn't it be easier for Beardsley?
He could drop the paintings and photograph his penis
Or take pics of the chicks; yeah, you know what I mean
Wouldn't it be better for Escher?
He could drop the math and make it happen on his mattress
Two girls and a cam, three girls and a cam (Two, uh; three, uh)
You put a dog there and you got "Polaroid scam"

[Chorus]
I ain't no artist, I am an art bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio and I only show
Where there's free alcohol

[Verse 3]
I am so hardcore
I sell my crap and people ask for more
Call me a revolutionaire
I poo on a plate and get it published on Visionaire
What I do is called "art-shit"
And don't you dare make fun of me
'Cuz everything I do was featured on the pages of I.D

[Chorus]
I ain't no artist, I am an art bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio and I only show
Where there's free alcohol
I ain't no artist, I am an art bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio and I only show
Where there's free alcohol

[Bridge]
Lick, lick, lick my art-tit
Lick, lick, lick my art-tit
Suck, suck, suck my art-hole
Suck, suck, suck my art-hole
Lick, lick, lick my art-tit
Lick, lick, lick my art-tit
Suck, suck, suck my art-hole
Suck, suck, suck my art-hole

[Chorus]
I ain't no artist, I am an art bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio and I only show
Where there's free alcohol

[Outro]
Art bitch, art bitch
Art bitch, art bitch
Art bitch, art bitch
Suck, suck, suck my art-hole
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About “Art Bitch” by CSS

Read the complete lyrics to "Art Bitch" by CSS from the album "Cansei de Ser Sexy" in 2005. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Art Bitch" appears on "Cansei de Ser Sexy" in 2005.

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