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Beat Your Kids (Before I Do It)

2018

[Verse]
I can jack off to just about anything
Be it gore, gay porn or that Euphoria hentai
You say you don't believe me
I'll show you, just name it!
All of my life I've dedicated
To mastering masturbating
You say that I'm deceiving
Why won't you start believing?
[Chorus]
Universal I am
Nothing can stand in my way
Universal I am
Nothing can stand in my way
[Verse]
Nothing is as good as a wank
You also get some semen that later you can drink
No, this can't be real!
I cannot describe the things that I feel!
[Bridge]
I've beat my meat so hard
That I passed out on the floor
Then woke up in a ward
I can't feel any of my legs
The surgeon found me
With my dick in my hands
[Outro]
Universal I am
Nothing can stand in my way
Universal I am
Was it all worth it in the end?
Fuck yeah
Credits
Cunt Yolk

Cunt Yolk

About “Universal” by Cunt Yolk

Read the complete lyrics to "Universal" by Cunt Yolk from the album "Beat Your Kids (Before I Do It)" in 2018. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Rock.

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"Universal" appears on "Beat Your Kids (Before I Do It)" in 2018.

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