In 1965, the luxury ocean liner USS Pencil Sharpener sank in the Pacific Ocean Everyone on board was either killed or drowned The only known survivor of the disaster was a fully stocked, which floated for 300 miles and was washed up on the hithertofore undiscovered island of Wanaboozeto The native islanders knew nothing of alcohol – indeed, knew nothing about the great technological bender the rest of the world was on They had never seen such an object before Every full moon, the inhabitants would gather round, and dance and sign devotional song to their god, Miniba, and then drink one of the bottles, releasing the magical powers within What is still a mystery, is how this minibar provided the tribe with drinks for 13 years, and an even greater mystery is how the drinks stayed cold Tragically, in 1979, the island erupted into anarchy – a war that wiped out every trace of their civilization All that was left was a copy of the drinks bill which have arrived in 1978, and this – recorded by the anthropologist Wurzel Pumfrey, the song of the Miniba Get yourself a minibar Get yourself a minibar Minibar dot com Minibar dot com Stocked up a minibar Optic a minibar Stocked up a minibar Ice in the wine cooler Sitting in the lounge Sitting in the living room Look at the minibar Quality the minibar Mescal tequila Shimmering frost on the vodka Don’t you want a minibar? Think of the minibar Don’t you want a minibar? A minibar in your car And so, the vice-shaman’s trance whinge being over, the chief shaman would open the drink, and orgiastic revelry would ensue On primitive coconut palm pilots
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