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Minibar Lyrics by Cursor Miner

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In 1965, the luxury ocean liner USS Pencil Sharpener sank in the Pacific Ocean
Everyone on board was either killed or drowned
The only known survivor of the disaster was a fully stocked, which floated for 300 miles and was washed up on the hithertofore undiscovered island of Wanaboozeto
The native islanders knew nothing of alcohol – indeed, knew nothing about the great technological bender the rest of the world was on
They had never seen such an object before
Every full moon, the inhabitants would gather round, and dance and sign devotional song to their god, Miniba, and then drink one of the bottles, releasing the magical powers within
What is still a mystery, is how this minibar provided the tribe with drinks for 13 years, and an even greater mystery is how the drinks stayed cold
Tragically, in 1979, the island erupted into anarchy – a war that wiped out every trace of their civilization
All that was left was a copy of the drinks bill which have arrived in 1978, and this – recorded by the anthropologist Wurzel Pumfrey, the song of the Miniba

Get yourself a minibar
Get yourself a minibar
Minibar dot com
Minibar dot com
Stocked up a minibar
Optic a minibar
Stocked up a minibar
Ice in the wine cooler

Sitting in the lounge
Sitting in the living room

Look at the minibar
Quality the minibar
Mescal tequila
Shimmering frost on the vodka

Don’t you want a minibar?
Think of the minibar
Don’t you want a minibar?
A minibar in your car

And so, the vice-shaman’s trance whinge being over, the chief shaman would open the drink, and orgiastic revelry would ensue
On primitive coconut palm pilots
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Cursor Miner

Cursor Miner

About “Minibar” by Cursor Miner

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"Minibar" appears on "Requires Attention".

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