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Cactus Lyrics by Custodian

Night Shift

2018

[Intro: Custodian]
Yeah
Yo it's Yung Glock
Pew pew pew
Yeah
Ahh
I'm back
Back from the dead
Back from getting killed from making a music video expressing myself for being homosexual
Alright
Here we go

[Hook: Custodian]
I’m making this song for practice
I once put my dick in a cactus
All this shit has got me distracted
And I now I’m always inactive

I’m making songs for practice
I once put my dick in a cactus
All this shit has got me distracted
And I now I’m always inactive

[Verse 1: Little Codeine]
What's up
I'm Cody
And I'm a little gay
Tall as an elf
Call my ancestry Fey
I don't rap at all
I don't got the time
I'm a privileged white kid who's never committed a crime

I'm a cool cat with lots of cash
Bend your girl over
And stick it in her ass
I'm sorry
That was disrespectful
I swear I'm only like this cuz my dad was neglectful

So uh
Can I suck your dick?
If you say no then you're just a prick
Then at my place we can watch some Nick
And maybe Adam Sandler in that movie Click

I'm sorry
If I come on too heavy
But your looks hit me like a two-ton Chevy
Not looking for love
Just want some sex
Too bad I'm too small to even use a latex

[Hook: Custodian]
I’m making this song for practice
I once put my dick in a cactus
All this shit has got me distracted
And I now I’m always inactive

I’m making songs for practice
I once put my dick in a cactus
All this shit has got me distracted
And I now I’m always inactive

[Verse 2: Trash Manifest]
I'm jumpin on the track like its the cat and I'm the flea
You think you're kinda funny but not funnier than me
You better clean those glasses cuz I guess its hard to see
You try to reach the top but you're not BBC

Got folks over twitter sending all their love my way
Appreciate it dude, spend my time on it all day
I got no cash, barely change, you can't call me scrooge mcduckie
If I get paid I must be lucky, call your friend over get sucky sucky
Stamina lower than limbo
I fall over break windows
Stompin feet harder than dumbo
I'm the big boy call me jumbo

Wanna lose all this weight tho
Wanna start lifting those weights tho
Barely even getting any hate, no
Got me in a chamber call it echo

I rap fast just cuz I gotta last
History class learn all about the past
Had long hair and teeth were nasty
Got nice teeth but I look like a fatty
Enter the room, better fetch the broom
Big boy season coming soon
Coming soon

[Hook: Custodian]
I’m making this song for practice
I once put my dick in a cactus
All this shit has got me distracted
And I now I’m always inactive

I’m making songs for practice
I once put my dick in a cactus
All this shit has got me distracted
And I now I’m always inactive

[Verse 3: Custodian]
I’m Yung Glock I’m a menace
I have a friend and his name is Deniz
I like sandwiches with some lettuce
And I’d probably fucking kick your ass playing tennis

I’m going off fast like a cheetah
Imma pull up take your bitch and your visa
I’m having cravings for some pizza
And I’ll delete you like you’re Da Weena

I take your daughter
Dip her in water
Make her my baby
Call me baptist
If you’re from my end you smoke catnip
Poppin pills that make you feel like you be doing backflips
I pull your bitch like a magnet
And you’ll still call me faggot
So I guess the only action I’ll be getting is from a cactus

I need a fuckin tylenol
You can suck up on my balls
I’m making you bleed like I’m the cure for fucking menopause
All you see are all my flaws
Think I’m fake like Santa Claus
But when I’m done all you’ll be hearing is the sound of the applause

[Hook: Custodian]
I’m making this song for practice
I once put my dick in a cactus
All this shit has got me distracted
And I now I’m always inactive

I’m making songs for practice
I once put my dick in a cactus
All this shit has got me distracted
And I now I’m always inactive

I’m making this song for practice
I once put my dick in a cactus
All this shit has got me distracted
And I now I’m always inactive

I’m making songs for practice
I once put my dick in a cactus
All this shit has got me distracted
And I now I’m always inactive
Credits
Custodian

Custodian

About “Cactus” by Custodian

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"Cactus" is credited to Custodian. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Cactus" appears on "Night Shift" in 2018.

Visit the Custodian artist page at /artist/custodian for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

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