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GAY ACT II Lyrics by Custodian

THE CUSTODIAN SHOW

2018

[Intro: Custodian]
Aye
Hello, welcome back
It is I Yung Glock
Yeah you already know who the fuck it is though
From the first music video to the next
It is I Yung Glock back in the building
Pew pew pew skrraa pew pew pew
Join men
'Cause I am so fucking gay
I am ready to record the fucking gay of the century
[Verse 1: Custodian]
I never fuck no bitches and I never get no nudes
But I don't give a fuck 'cause all I want is dudes
On the first date bring some condoms and some lube
We might make a music video and post it on YouTube
They're like "Hey, Yung Glock, how'd you get so gay"
I say I play Fortnite like everyday
They're like "That's not nice, I play it all the time"
I said "That's why you're going off on the gaydar of mine
They're like "A gaydar? What the fuck is that"
I said "It's like a radar for your sexuality in fact"
They're like "How do I get one, man I fucking hate the gays"
And I said "All you have to do is play Fortnite everyday"
Man I'm getting off topic what I really meant to say
Is if you like dudes like me, then you're probably gay
"Oh man you're so homophobic man why you hating the gays?"
Because making out with dudes is homophobic? I see okay
But I guess no matter what I do we'll never get along
Because you wanna beat my ass because of one fucking song
[Interlude: Custodian]
Man who would've thought that actually like trying to come up with lyrics about being gay is like so fucking difficult
I know right
[Chorus: Custodian]
Men! Yeah I fucking love them! I fucking join men
Everything there is to love about them man I love them
Man I join men like everyday! (But why?)
Because I'm so fucking gay (Act two!)
Men! Yeah I fucking love them! I fucking join men
Everything there is to love about them man I love them
Man I join men like everyday! (But why?)
Because I'm so fucking gay (Act two!)
[Verse 2: Trash Manifest]
Hey folks it's your boy trash man on the beat
Gonna make another line rhyming beat with feet
Gotta say R.I.P to the BBC
But just the channel we ain't lying in the streets
Been months since a feature I took a walk neature
Advancing my gayness call me a new creature
Spreading the word I'm the new age gay preacher
Try to learn techniques I'm your big boy teacher
Gay Act 2 you know it's true
Jacking on dick till I make the cum spew
More feet on my face than an act of Kung Fu
Going in sloppy and brown like a stew
Getting successful you think that I'm cheating
If you got a problem come fight me you're beaten
Max caught a smell think he found the reason
Trash man again on Gay Act 2
[Chorus: Custodian]
Men! Yeah I fucking love them! I fucking join men
Everything there is to love about them man I love them
Man I join men like everyday! (But why?)
Because I'm so fucking gay (Act two!)
Men! Yeah I fucking love them! I fucking join men
Everything there is to love about them man I love them
Man I join men like everyday! (But why?)
Because I'm so fucking gay (Act two!)
[Outro: Trash Manifest]
Shoutouts to Gay Act 2
Credits
Custodian

Custodian

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