Intro:I'm bout a gnome
Here I come
Here I come
Uh
Drama Alert
Drama Alert
Drama Alert
[Verse]
Keemstar, these bars may cause some drama
The day that I show you respect
Is the day that the Klan starts applauding Obama
I'm Gnot a Gnelf
I'm Gnot a Gnoblin
A Gnome musta got with your momma
They started that meme just by looking at Keem
And it seems you have suffered some trauma
Maybe that's the reason you be actin' like a manchild
Half the shit you say is bitchin' bout another man while
You suckin' Ninja's dick
So please just help me understand why
You talk like you're jealous or fuckin' these fellas
Which is it?
Don't tell me a damn lie (damn lie)
Now I ain't even gotta say this
Established you're a bitch and you take dick up in your anus (true)
Let me state the obvious
You're toxic and you're racist
Go ahead and get a facelift
Your hate is ugly as your face is (I'm sorry) I apologize Keem (sorry)
That makes us all better, right?
I cauterize things
You accused a man as a pedo
What's an apology mean?
I'm sure that ended his sufferin' and all the pain that it will bring
You're so cancerous
One day you'll prolly die from it
Unless I get you first
Rest in pieces, I cometh
Can't wait to report your death
But my respects to TotalBiscuit
You're the lowest of the low
The devil's ballsack, bet you lick it
You're dramatic as a drunk woman on her period
You fuckboi
Accuse people of shit they didn't do
I bet you fuck boys
Dress up like a furry, let them fuck you with a fuck toy
Then scream
I love Trump
Make me cum
Fast as fuck, boi
Now let's talk about myself
Tryna dig up dirt on me?
Fuck that, here just let me help
I-I stole my brother's wallet
Can't even tell you how bad I felt
And I live in his fucking shadow
Welp, that's the hand I'm dealt
I got a criminal record and that includes a DUI
Also no one's even heard of me
Like, who the fuck am I?
And for the few who do, they usually wantin' me to die
But motherfucker, I'm a walkin' skeleton
How can I be alive?
The truth is I got issues and some fucked up mental health
And I'm broke as fuck, no joke it sucks
I've never had the wealth
It's prolly 'cause I'm stupid and I used a lot of drugs
Before I get off topic, I'll say that the music gave me love Now you'll have to make shit up, bitch
Go ahead and tell everyone that I fuckin' suck dick
Maybe all the girls I've been with say I fuckin' nut quick
Well, that last part might be true...
Fuck you, that's enough shit
Let's get right in to the news
The Paul brothers, Keem
Why you so obssessed with those two dudes?
I-I'm just guessin' here
They prolly sent you a few nudes
Just doin' what you do, I'm talking mess for a few views
At least I wouldn't dox you and give people your address
That's some petty shit, you'll call me evil nonethless (less)
I hope this gives you hell and you'll have fun with all the stress
You suckin' off content creators
Till they cummin' on your chest (pew pew)
You clean it up and save it like you're stealing all their content
And you're doing it so often, honestly it's feeling constant
If they're hated people, know it
'Cause you're always talkin' nonsense
If they're loved you give a rub and tug until that shit is polished i must say you gotta stop
Pull over, I'm the content cop
Reporting drama every day, don't matter if it's false or not
As for pain and suffering, well I would say you caused a lot
You'll never make it on the top
You haven't got your balls to drop
That about sums it up
Keemstar is a retard
Dramatic little gnome, about as pretty as his feet are
This ain't even hard
I could diss you with just three bars
Can't come back from this, just give it up
Like a V-Card
