Housewives, my kind of women
Don't act like a housewife, but be a housewife
Breathe like a housewife, walk like a housewife
But don't just act like a housewife
Have dinner ready, prepare yourself
Touch up your make-up
Put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking
He has just been with a lot of work worry people
Be a little gay, little more interesting
Prepare the children
Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces
Comb their hair and if necessary
Change their clothes
Minimize all noise
Eliminate the noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher, vacuum
Eliminate the noise
(Quiet)
Paradise on earth
Try to encourage the children to be quiet
Don't greet him with problems or complaints
Don't complain if he is late for dinner
Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes
Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice
Listen to him, you may have dozens of things to tell him
But the moment of his arrival is not the time
Let him talk first
Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner
Or other pleasant entertainments like getting drunk
Yeah, just like getting drunk
Cadillac's, Chryslers, Fords, Toyotas, Mercedes
In the modern world everyone knows the price of almost everything
But few the value of anything
Many value the valueless but do not price the priceless
Who can find a virtuous woman?
For her price is far above Cadillac's, Chrysler, Fords, Toyotas, Mercedes
Maybe I forgot a few brands but then don't worry
It'll come back son
Little good things are simply ignored
A good husband is a faithful man
A faithful man is not always a good husband
A husband today is a man who has a funky housewife
Good
Little keys open big doors, little doors open big keys
Large crowds, huge sums of money
Spectacular accidents and shocking scandals
Large crowds, huge sums of money
Spectacular accidents and shocking scandals
The love for her husband is deep
She would often do things for her husband
Without ever asking him anything in return
Or even expecting him to know what she has done for him
However, long she has been married to her husband
She treats him with respect and tenderness
And she always dresses herself neatly and pleasantly
Never extravagantly, nor vulnerable, nor Gucci or Versace
My kind of women, housewives
Respect and tenderness, respect and tenderness
To be lonely without being alone is a bitter loneliness
To be alone without being lonely is sweet solitude
Fresh food and cold beer
Loneliness is one of the most unnoticeable
And yet one of the most cruel punishments
Any human being could ever suffer irrespective of one's race
And the infinite joy and learning
By her example she inspires her husband
To be just and kind to all people
And to live a cool and meaningful life
She greatly helps him to do more and better work
And with greater fun and energy
She makes him feel he is among the blessed of men
She is her husband's comfort and consolation
She is his source of joy and peace, a sort of joystick
Better than any drug, she is his paradise on earth
Loneliness is one of the most unnoticeable
And yet one of the most cruel punishments
Any human being can ever suffer
Irrespective of one's races, religion, national origin
Sex and even health and wealth
I am hungry, feed me now
Loneliness is suffered by countless millions throughout the world
So damn hungry, feed me now
Solitude is quite another thing
Please, lady
No buildings, no pools, no gardens, however big and expensive
Can ever replace the tender love, the true affection
The respect and cool funky feeling that the young accord to the old
Honour thy father and thy mother and thy motorbike
Therefore, those fine housewives serve their parents in their own homes
With love, respect and devotion, fresh food and cold beers
Are truly among the best of mankind
My kind of women, housewives
