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Welcome to Planet Crotch Lyrics by Dalla Dalla

Intergalactic Crotch

2019

[Skit]
[London Yellow as Dickbot]
We are now approaching Planet Crotch
Home of the most scrumptious ass in the galaxy
Bing bong
[Dalla Dalla as Captain Shoebill]
Hey, Dickbot
Bring us down for a landing
[Dickbot]
Bing bong
We have landed
Opening main door
Boys, welcome
To Planet Crotch
[Dalla Dalla]
There's so many aliens here
What are they all doin' here, Shoebill?
[Captain Shoebill]
There's socializing
This is the place where life forms across the galaxy go to find a partner for casual sex
[Dalla Dalla]
So it's like a huge, city-wide space club?
[Captain Shoebill]
I guess you could say that
[Dalla Dalla & Queen Queef-A-Lot]
Oh my Lordy
What the hell is that? (Timothy at quite heart)
[Captain Shoebill]
That's Queen Queef-A-Lot
The royal ruler of Planet Crotch
[Queen Queef-A-Lot]
Please scrub me, Timothy
[Dall Dalla]
She has, one, two...
Seven tits?
Oh my God
She's amazing
I'm gonna go talk to her
[Captain Shoebill]
Wait, get back here, you fuckin' lame
[Dalla Dalla]
Sorry, I can't hear you Shoebill
I'm too horny
[Captain Shoebill]
Wait! Nooo!
[Dalla Dalla]
Excuse me, your majesty
I wish to take you to my spaceship, where we can have some wet hot alien sex *gasps*
Okay fine, it's not my spaceship, it's my friend's spaceship
But the offer is still on the table for the wet hot alien sex
[Captain Shoebill]
That's not why they gasped
[Queen Queef-A-Lot]
You think you have what it takes to satisfy all of my many holes?
In my realm, you must sing to me a song to prove your worth
If I enjoy it, you will take me to your spacecraft for intercourse
But if I despise it, my executor Timothy
Will behead you publicly
While whispering pansexual messages in your ear
[Timothy the Executor]
I like a little bit of everything
[Captain Shoebill]
Dalla, this is a bad idea
Everyone's who attempted to sing to her has been publicly pansexecuted
We should go back to Earth and call it a loss
[Dalla Dalla]
Captain Shoebill, desperate times call for desperate measures
And I would rather die in the search for delectable ass
Then walk away while it is just within my reach
I'm gonna give that princess the serenation of a lifetime
And if I die in the process
Then so be it
Queen Queef-A-Lot, I accept your challenge
[Queen Queef-A-Lot]
Very well
Everyone, we have a new contender
Citizens of Planet Crotch
Let the serenation begin
[Verse: Dalla Dalla]
Nothin' but a little bit of fun between two space creatures
I just wanna have a little fun
I just wanna put somethin' in your butt
You kinda smell like macaroni and cheese
It's a beautiful fragrance that can't be denied to me
But it doesn't bother, I just wanna be part of your stinky family
I wanna get between the toes and lick out all that cheese
[Queen Queef-A-Lot & Dalla Dalla]
Ugh, that was awful
Guards, execute him immediately (Woah, woah, no no no)
[Dalla Dalla]
Wait, I wasn't done yet
Dude, just let me finish and then you can execute me
[Queen Queef-A-Lot]
Ugh, fine
You may proceed
Credits
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